Festivus Pole Proposed After Wisconsin City Displays Nativity

fox news ^ | 12-17-2007 | ap

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Since they’re adding made up religions, they have to include The Feast Of Alvis. Guns, liquor, and revenge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fub95zdTIE&feature=related

[BunnySlippers]

Wow, that is a nice pole. It has a stand!

[quikdrw]

I can still pin my boys, but they are getting bigger.

[JSDude1]

If this guy actually were to come there to celebrate festivus in public I’d be all for it (but Kramer, I think he is not..)!

[beekay]

A Festivus pole is just an aluminum pole with nothing on it.

What should be protested is that Festivus poles are being disguised as flag poles and being displayed year-round in front of many municipal buildings.

[NordP]

“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!”

[Larry Lucido]

And don't forget to donate to the Human Fund (c/o my address)! A large donation will be earmarked for Krakatoan relief.

Festivus ping list. If you want to get off, you have to first pin me down, er, something like that.

[Kenton]

Since they’re adding made up religions, they have to include The Feast Of Alvis. Guns, liquor, and revenge.

I guess I'll have to go down to "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms" and stock up for the holiday. I've never been there before, I'm figuring it's some sort of convenience store.

[NonValueAdded]

I can tell them where to stick that festivus pole too.

[lesser_satan]

[theDentist]

Grrrrrr......

[Ouderkirk]

Kwanzaa is out....Ron Karenga is a rapist and thug and the creator of this abomination known as Kwanzaa. No-one would object to the celebration of authentic african solsice celebrations, but Kwanzaa is about the advancement of communism.

[Larry Lucido]

Anti-Festivite!

[Cagey]

You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’re saying they should have their own schools.

[MEGoody]

A Festivus pole is just an aluminum pole with nothing on it.

I looked it up. Seems it a remembrance to the 'god' Seinfeld.

[ontap]

Actually Kwanzaa was made up by Dr. Maulana Karenga, A black racist professor.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

A Festivus pole is just an aluminum pole with nothing on it.

Not alway, I guess.

You'll have to take my word for it, but this is a photo I took of part of the ACTUAL festivus pole that one of our company's high-ranking finance directors has put up outside of his office for the last three years. (Company and name withheld to protect the guilty.)

[Graybeard58]

I can still pin my boys, but they are getting bigger.

Click my screen name and scroll down a ways. I gave up on trying to pin them a long time ago.

[Doctor Raoul]

I’ll celebrate any holiday that includes a meal...