Help me,
I am being persecuted as an age-challenged troll who is really a princess from a far away land. If you send me $1,000 I can get access to my inheritance and I will share with you.
My inheritance will pay for the potions I need to remove the evil spell put on me by the evil King George. (Photo enclosed).
Signed,
Helen Thomas
Dear Helen,
When in the heck did you move (back?) to Nigeria?
(SS)
King Nippon Tuck