How heartening for the Paultards, now that Alan has thrown his hat in, Ron is no longer in last place.
The only polls that count are in the caucuses and the primaries. And, as the scripture says, "the last shall be first."
And, no matter the outcome of any particular election, Alan will finish first, because he's stood tall for the truth.
ROTF!
It's a conspiracy I tell ya'! LOL!