1 posted on
12/26/2007 12:23:07 PM PST by
Shermy
To: Kenny Bunk; RedBloodedAmerican; My Favorite Headache; Grampa Dave; swarthyguy; Mitchell; ...
Long list, but then, it’s Florida
2 posted on
12/26/2007 12:24:29 PM PST by
Shermy
To: Shermy
Competing with California as the fruit and nut capital of America?
3 posted on
12/26/2007 12:30:41 PM PST by
Spok
To: Shermy
A 30-year-old Collier County woman was taking driving lessons when she ran over her instructor, who had to be airlifted to a hospital. Her blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit.Hold muh beer and keys alert?
6 posted on
12/26/2007 12:47:56 PM PST by
John123
("What good fortune for the governments that the people do not think" -- Adolf Hitler)
To: Shermy
Largo police responded to a call about a bar disturbance, and when they arrived, a drunk man called 911 and asked a dispatcher for help because he was surrounded by police. “Our officers were standing there scratching their heads,” one sergeant said.With one hand and tasing college students with the other?
7 posted on
12/26/2007 12:49:39 PM PST by
John123
("What good fortune for the governments that the people do not think" -- Adolf Hitler)
To: Shermy
A burglar broke into an Orlando auto repair shop and ran off with a garbage bag. It contained a frozen alligator head. Don't you hate it when a mechanic finds an alligator head in your car's engine?
8 posted on
12/26/2007 12:51:00 PM PST by
John123
("What good fortune for the governments that the people do not think" -- Adolf Hitler)
To: Shermy
Orlando-area police gave away sneakers for people who turned in guns and got a little more than they expected when a man exchanged a 4-foot-long surface-to-air missile launcher for size-3 Reebok sneakers for his daughter. Enjoy the sneakers Abdul!
9 posted on
12/26/2007 12:51:49 PM PST by
Greg F
(Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
To: Shermy
Don’t forget the suspension of 35 Florida State University football players from the Bowl game with Kentucky (which beat LSU, who may well be the next National Champion!) just when FSU needs them the most, when compiling a list of weird Florida stuff.
10 posted on
12/26/2007 1:32:47 PM PST by
2harddrive
(...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
To: Shermy
The AP is stealing story ideas from Dave Barry.
14 posted on
12/26/2007 2:36:21 PM PST by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Shermy
A Miami man didn’t know the meaning of no when told he couldn’t get more chili sauce at a Wendy’s drive-through window. He wanted 10 packets and was told three was the limit, so he shot a store manager several times in the arm. I was in Miami once and asked a cop how far it was to the nearest Wendys. He said, I don't know, no one's ever made it.
15 posted on
12/26/2007 2:44:26 PM PST by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Shermy
there will be no shortage of material. Florida will be wierder next year.
Saw it off; kick it away.
16 posted on
12/26/2007 2:53:43 PM PST by
the invisib1e hand
(whose spirit is hillary channelling these days?)
To: Shermy
19 posted on
12/26/2007 3:00:56 PM PST by
sig226
(New additions to the list of democrat criminals - see my profile)
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