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To: Reaganesque
I don't care trouble myself about whether Jesus and Lucifer were or were not "spirit brothers" however, I DO care that Mitt Romney and Rudy Guliani are draft dodgers. Oh, and while on the subject of religious fairy tales, of Santa Claus's eight reindeer; Donna, Cupid, Prancer and Dancer are female while Comet, Blitzen and Vixen, are male, and Dasher and Rudolph are gay. FACT
478 posted on 12/30/2007 3:07:37 PM PST by meandog (I'm one of the FEW and the BRAVE FReepers still supporting John McCain)
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To: meandog

Donna? Maybe Donner was sick and got his sister to fill in?


479 posted on 12/30/2007 3:15:41 PM PST by Reaganesque (Charter Member of the Romney FR Resistance)
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To: meandog
BS, and how dare you confabulate about Rudolph. He's the one with the red nose. That's because he's the family pet who goes out into the herd to lead wild reindeer back to the family to be milked or slaughtered.

He has the red nose because the family makes sure he gets lots and lots of amanita muscaria (an hallucinogenic mushroom). It's a red mushroom with white dots ~ very source of colors for Santa's suit.

Now, being the family pet reindeer Rudolph gets his pick of the herd when it comes time for breeding. Boy is a regular stud!

483 posted on 12/30/2007 4:10:22 PM PST by muawiyah
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