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A SKINNY YOUNG WOMAN WITH STORE BOUGHT BREASTS,DYED HAIR, A PROMINENT HONKER AND A FUNNY NAME. NO BARGAIN, EVEN IN HER SPARSLEY POPULATED COUNTY.
18 posted on 01/01/2008 10:52:17 AM PST by Godwin1 (merican restaurant.)
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Audrey: It’s amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually

find it kind of intimidating.

Kramer: Well, you’re as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

Elaine: Kramer!

Kramer: What? What?

Elaine: How could you say something like that?!

Kramer: What? What do you mean? I just said she needs a nose job.

Elaine: No no, there’s nothing wrong with her nose! I’m so sorry, Audrey.

Audrey: No, it’s ok.

Elaine: What did you have to say that for?

Kramer: Well, I was just trying to help out.

Elaine: Yeah? Well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nozzin.

Kramer: You see what happens when you try to be nice?


20 posted on 01/01/2008 2:09:38 PM PST by Disambiguator (Political Correctness is criminal insanity writ large.)
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