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Sacked for sheep sex prank (Sheep to be slaughtered for muslim Eid festival in Algeria)
The Sun (U.K.) ^ | January 1, 2008

Posted on 01/01/2008 8:20:09 PM PST by Stoat

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To: TornadoAlley3

Everyone in those pictures should have been beaten with the British equivalent of a Louisville Slugger.


21 posted on 01/01/2008 8:41:01 PM PST by Sender (You are the weapon. What you hold in your hand is just a tool.)
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To: Stoat

The oil workers have since sobered up and reportedly are feeling very sheepish about their actions.


22 posted on 01/01/2008 8:41:39 PM PST by hellbender
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To: Stoat

Black Sheep (2006/I)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/


23 posted on 01/01/2008 8:42:21 PM PST by yield 2 the right (New England Patriots: The New Standard of Excellence!!!)
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24 posted on 01/01/2008 8:42:35 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: Stoat
LOL! *sigh* :D
25 posted on 01/01/2008 8:44:24 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, FRed, Run. :^)
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To: hellbender; RichInOC; Stoat
> The oil workers have since sobered up and reportedly are feeling very sheepish about their actions.

And they are reportedly going around singing, "I'll Never Find Another Ewe".

26 posted on 01/01/2008 8:45:52 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Stoat

Those responsible for this thread have been sacked - The Management


27 posted on 01/01/2008 8:49:21 PM PST by AndrewB
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28 posted on 01/01/2008 8:50:13 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Moonman62

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.

29 posted on 01/01/2008 8:50:40 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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30 posted on 01/01/2008 8:51:41 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Stoat
accused of “sheep violation”

Muslim countries may treat their women like crap, but don't you dare mess with their sheep!!!

31 posted on 01/01/2008 8:52:21 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: Stoat

Simulating sex?

What does that mean?


32 posted on 01/01/2008 8:53:02 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Sender
Everyone in those pictures should have been beaten with the British equivalent of a Louisville Slugger.

Perhaps a cricket bat?


33 posted on 01/01/2008 8:55:07 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: mamelukesabre
> Simulating sex? What does that mean?

Fakin' it. Think: Hump-a-hump-a but no dongle in the dingle.

Or do you need 8-by-10 color glossies with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one... which will get this thread shut right down quick...?

34 posted on 01/01/2008 9:01:29 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: RichInOC
This reminds me of my take on “Brokeback Mountain”...which was, “Why would two male shepherds have sex with each other when the job comes with a built-in harem?

But they were Gay Shepard s. Not interested in the ewes. Try that sort of thing with a ram, and he'll show you why they call 'em rams. As in he'll ram your head right into cranial rectal inversion, the hard way, from the top.

35 posted on 01/01/2008 9:04:42 PM PST by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: dayglored

That’s illegal?


36 posted on 01/01/2008 9:07:05 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Joe 6-pack
Concerning your suggestion:

You do know that "lamb skin" condoms are actually made not from skin but from lamb intestines, right?

"E-w-e..."

37 posted on 01/01/2008 9:07:09 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: mamelukesabre
> That’s illegal?

Apparently so. The locals take their sheep seriously.

38 posted on 01/01/2008 9:08:29 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Stoat

Son #3 used to work for Schlumberger on the slope. Now he works for the evil behemoth, Halliburton. He never mentioned any sheepish sex, though...


39 posted on 01/01/2008 9:28:19 PM PST by redhead (VICTORY FIRST, THEN PEACE)
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To: Stoat

Yes, a cricket bat. Quite so. Give the buggers a reason for leaving. Your sign; my bat. If only the bobbies would look away...


40 posted on 01/01/2008 9:30:12 PM PST by Sender (You are the weapon. What you hold in your hand is just a tool.)
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