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Jackie Chan is in, Jack Bauer is out (snicker)
1 posted on 01/02/2008 11:11:23 AM PST by Squidpup
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To: Squidpup
For the Chinese soldiers, it involves standing with bricks on their heads while other soldiers take a sledgehammer and smash the bricks.

I saw something like that on MXC recently.

2 posted on 01/02/2008 11:13:36 AM PST by JRios1968 (Don't mess with tigers, for you are crunchy and chewy...)
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To: Squidpup

Yoga? Oh God, give me a break. Yoga is the stuff of idiots.


3 posted on 01/02/2008 11:14:16 AM PST by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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The Chinese soldiers' astounding feats of strength and skill ended in a crescendo of incredible kung fu sequences.

That wasn't a war game...they were simply celebrating Festivus!

4 posted on 01/02/2008 11:14:19 AM PST by JRios1968 (Don't mess with tigers, for you are crunchy and chewy...)
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To: Squidpup

Peronally, I prefer JDAMs. But that’s just me.


5 posted on 01/02/2008 11:14:53 AM PST by TexanToTheCore (If it ain't Rugby or Bullriding, it's for girls.........................................)
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To: Squidpup
Hey China, match these guys:
6 posted on 01/02/2008 11:15:00 AM PST by wastedyears (Tell me why I had to be a powerslave... Iron Maiden March 14th, 2008)
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To: Squidpup
They can smash bricks with their heads. We have aircraft carriers.

Actually, I take China very seriously. They spent a lot of money getting modern military technology. This kung-fu stuff isn't going to pay dividends. But the billions they spend on defense will.

8 posted on 01/02/2008 11:15:36 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: Squidpup
Qigong also includes withstanding aggressive attacks by bricks and wooden sticks, being lifted aloft with sharpened spears and splintering wooden blocks with bare hands. The Chinese soldiers' astounding feats of strength and skill ended in a crescendo of incredible kung fu sequences.

Nothing but parlor tricks. Let's see them try their fancy kung fu sequences against BJJ and MMA trained Marines. Can you say ground and pound?

11 posted on 01/02/2008 11:36:42 AM PST by Ajnin (Neca Eos Omnes. Deus Suos Agnoset.)
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To: Squidpup

Somehow, I don’t think kung fu and yoga are any match for an MOAB.


12 posted on 01/02/2008 12:03:44 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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To: Squidpup
For the Chinese soldiers, it involves standing with bricks on their heads while other soldiers take a sledgehammer and smash the bricks

Chuck Norris performs the same exercise but instead of bricks on his head, they're on his cojones......

15 posted on 01/02/2008 12:16:39 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Visions of sugarplums dancing in your head are probably caused by bad drugs.....)
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To: humblegunner

I doubt their’s is even 2 times power.


17 posted on 01/02/2008 12:27:59 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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