Posted on 01/05/2008 9:35:11 PM PST by doug from upland
As the airheads were debating...on my nerves it got so grating
Donkeys really had been braying...change change change change is the only thing they're saying
We must change this...we must change that...in her pantsuit, was her butt fat?
That was nasty, yes I know it...but I needed it to rhyme 'cause I'm a poet
It was very, very boring...on FR's thread, there was snoring
Truly awful...I can't take it...to the end of it I didn't think I'd make it
A few cackles, not surprising...we had seen some anger rising
If I had but just two wishes...she'd be screaming up on stage and throwing dishes
When my dogs first heard her speaking...they had really started freaking
They both howled...they did it longer than they did when they heard Maureen Dowd
Let me out, they each were hopin'...whoops, the doggy door's not open
I felt bad...it was the worst experience they ever had
Wait a minute...what's she doin'...I'm amazed at what I'm viewin'
She is hurt, oh, let's have pity...oh, poor Hillary, I hope your night was ******
About change I'll be advising...there's an odor that's arising
Time for deck chair rearranging...and your crusty pantsuit, dear, you should be changing
Charlie Gibson should do all the debates. No people planted in the crowd or preposterous questions. He was a total professional.
I just called, asked to leave him a message, and they connected me. 212-456-7777 Do you same, if you wish.
Somewhere, Alan Sherman is spinning in his grave, Doug.
You CAN’T be old enough to remember that song!
Hell, I was just a kid then ............... FRegards
Unfortunately, I am old enough. I’m a year younger than the witch who threatens to destroy my country.
Doug, you did it...you finally gave her the perfect campaign song! Congrats!
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