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Were any pork chops involved?
I wonder if he’d finished downloading “Dueling Banjos”?
Child Protective Services will get involved, and then the father will really be screwed. Also, if the kid is prosecuted, the parents will have to pay for an attorney to represent the kid in the assault case.
The folks are living in the right neighborhood with that Trophy Lane address. /sarc
Poor guy. He does need to find a new family.
Well, there it is. Unoccupied computer is fair game.
Wow, what behavior in WA state. here’s an article that was linked on the same page as your post:
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A 19-year-old woman who beat up her ex-boyfriend Monday after he drunkenly urinated in a closet told officers she hoped he would bail her out of jail because it was the right thing to do for their baby.
Bremerton police were called to the residence on the 1300 block of Warren Avenue at 2:40 a.m. after receiving initial reports that the 25-year-old had assaulted the woman, reports said.
When met by officers, the woman explained that the man had been drinking and was extremely intoxicated when he went to bed. At some point he woke up to use the restroom, but was so confused he urinated in the closet.
This embarrassed him, she said, so he tried to leave. But she wouldn’t allow it.
“I attacked him,” she told the officer, reports said. “He was so drunk that I beat the (stuff) out of him.”
During the “wrestling,” as the man described it, she “repeatedly” kicked him in the face.
The pair also fought over the man’s mobile phone, which the woman would not let him have, and a handful of cash.
At some point, friends of the woman were called and went to the residence. One man, described in reports as being the 19-year-old’s boyfriend, said he wanted to “rescue” the woman.
Upon arriving, at least two men in the group vandalized the 25-year-old’s car while he hid in the yard.
When police arrived, they arrested the 19-year-old woman and booked her into the Kitsap County jail for investigation of fourth-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and unlawful imprisonment.
The woman told officers she hoped her ex-boyfriend would come to the jail and bail her out because they “always did what was best for their child,” the report said.
He should have had a vasectomy long before he reproduced
I guess that he finally figured out that it’s bad luck to have crazy people live in your house.
MEMORANDUM
Steve,
That’s a great idea, but I don’t think there is any video footage available. We’d have to recreate it from the police report.
Ball’s in your court.
Sincerely,
Al Flunkie
VP, iPod Advertising
And people say we should stop spanking. This boy need some good thrashing before he was 13 to learn some respect.
The father needs to light a match to the screen of that iPod and then sell it to Golden Palace Casino for about $50,000 (after claiming an image of Jesus ‘appeared’ on the display) and then GTF outta town.
Those losers don’t need a father, they need a WWE wrestling referee.
Great. Now I have that theme song to “Cops” stuck in my head again.
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With no pictures it’s hard to know for certain, but I suspect the father did not fight back as he could have. If that’s the case, the kid and the mom are lucky to not be in the hospital.
