The Whitehouse is in Smith County? When did they move it?
Prayers for the victim and her family.
...one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a plate of human flesh with a fork on the kitchen table...
Possible????? Are you sh!tting me????
WHITEHOUSE CANNIBALISM? OK...BUSH’S FAULT. bwahahaha!
Horrible story, and a horribly written story as well.
We have to read well through it before we learn that the victim is the guy’s girlfriend — that would seem to be an important detail to include early on. And the fact that he was a known hallucinogenic drug user doesn’t get included until the very end of the story.
So the real story is shocking enough, but the writer seeks to make it even more shocking by making it (initially) incomprehensible.
"We don't now what happened to Obama. Maybe he just took a long vacation somewhere. Here, have another rib. Our pit-master is quite the 'q-er"
Lawyer will say old Chris had a flashback to his African roots-that it was hardwired into him
or
Wanted to see if his white girlfriend really taste like chicken.
The other white meat.
Who are these clowns - the Keystone Kops?
They don’t know (1) where the crime scene is, (2)when she was put in the pickup, (3) how to conduct a car chase, (4)if the body was in the truck, (5)if he took anything at the break in, (6)why he broke in and (7) whether he was eating flesh.
Any half-a$$ attorney will move for dismissal faster than Willie boy can drop his pants.
I wonder if he had some fava beans and a nice kee-an-tee?