[Kid Shelleen]

Doing the jobs Americans won't do !

[mtbopfuyn]

Reporter failed to include an explaination of his headline in the article. So, what about the owls?

[Kid Shelleen]

*** source is NBC news ****

[Eepsy]

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He is directed to see a Ms. Patty Mack, the loan officer on duty. They discuss the terms of the loan — amount, interest, etc. and Ms. Mack asks him, as loan officers always do, “What do you have for collateral?

Kermit opens his attache case and gently places a small figurine on the desk, Ms. Mack, in the snotty tone bankers often take when displeased, says, “I’m sorry I can’t accept that as collateral — it’s just a cheap knick knack.”

The bank manager happened to walk by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, “This figurine is three hundred years old — it’s priceless . . . .

Okay now — get ready to sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“It’s no knick knack, Patty Mack! Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

[Michael Knight]

If those were spotted owls the PETA crowd would throw blood on them.

[RandallFlagg]

Harry Potter is saddened...

"What'd ya bring for me today, Hedwig?"

[nw_arizona_granny]

Ping.

[gubamyster]

ping

[HiTech RedNeck]

What a hoot.