xlation... are you stooopid enough to be my man???
Posted on 01/10/2008 2:52:16 PM PST by tralfaz7
Pretty sad...
you’d hit it, but could you afford it? Am I talkin’ to Bill Gates or The Donald?
1. Pack Your Bags
That's right, you're going to pack my bags, because I'm going on a week-long hunting/fishing/poker trip with my buddies...and without your sorry @$$!
2. Buy Me a New Atlas and Globe
How 'bout I "buy you fan," and you "love me long time."
3. Do Something Special for My Parents
OK, I'll find some rich moron to marry you, so you won't be freeloading off of them or any of us, ever again.
4. Relax Me
No, you relax me. Get me a sandwich and a beer, and then get lost.
5. Help Me Work Out
Here's my lawn mower and weed wacker -- go to town, honey.
6. Edify Me
You'll find this edifying: You're a bore.
7. Please My Palate
See #2.
8. Send Me Packing
Done. And don't let anything hit ya' on the way out.
Substance or money?
She sounds like a high-priced hooker and isn’t even good looking.
>>Hey, Erin: IRON MY SHIRT!
best remark yet
you get the award
The ant speaks, we listen
xlation... are you stooopid enough to be my man???
She is not a bad looking gal (neither is Bartiromo), but I think the real cutie is Mary Thompson. Amanda Grove from way back was a cutie as well.
I’ve only heard that through the grapevine.
That’s right, no matter what she looks like on the outside.
Learned that one the hard way...
what’s that
MONEY!
Women want men with money.
And hey, I must assume that YOU are so good looking that the sun blushes in your very presence. The bigger question is, if you are male, HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?
Erin Burnett is a nice looking woman. She put a list of things she’d like from a guy but her chances of getting all that are slim.
But hey, any guy who could provide all she wants would be considered a catch. Even IF he were uglier than the devil.
Women are judged by their looks; men are judged by how they can provide. Women get the hell beat out of them if they complain about men and their obsession with a woman’s looks. “It’s a normal thing” normally nice conservative males say in a tiff. “It’s not right to demean and belittle our very nature as God supplied.”
Perhaps.
But to excoriate the female who chooses the best provider of the lot is a bit hypocritical, you think?
The male robin sits atop a tall tree and sings to passing female robins of the bounty in his territory, the berry vines that will feed the young, the brush and shrubs that will hide and protect the nest. The female robin chooses the male with the finest berry-laden territory.
It’s for the children.
Any guy who could provide all that Erin Burnett wants would be a real catch in my book. Well am I good looking enough to deserve all that? The female’s looks being the main criteria by your own commentary. Since I never managed to snag any guy capable of buying all that I suppose not.
But I accept that women are judged by their looks.
Men carry on like little babies at any suggestion that females judge them too by a logical and biologically based standard.
Men want to judge females by their looks but get damn mad when women follow their biological instinct as well.
Hearing yourself call “Erin Burnett...International Superstar” every morning has definitely gone to this bimbo’s head.
Rodney Dangerfield said the first time scared him to death. WHY? Because he was locked in a dark room by himself.
Funny she didn’t ask for a razor for her mustache.
Me, I don't know, but he scored a lot.
You’re really calling her a prostitute?
I admit she’s a tad greedy but that kind of name-calling reflects on how small YOU are.
Men...they want it both ways.
yeh right, tell me how I’m wrong.
Nope. I’m moving on. You sit and stew in your bitterness.
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