CNBC babe Erin Burnett makes a complete fool of herself.

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[tralfaz7]

CNBC's Erin Burnett knows what she likes in a man, though it's not clear she actually likes men as anything more than people who can buy her stuff.

She wrote a piece for Men's Health magazine entitled "8 Ways to Impress Me." Her "8 Ways" aren't impressive, they're pretty sad. They pretty much boil down to "give me stuff and stay away."

It's one thing to think this way, there are no doubt many people out there who do, it's quite another to tell the world.

Here's one example:

[tralfaz7]

What a complete and total fool! "Buy me stuff and I might like you." Either she's really tight with her own money or they don't pay her very well, which we know isn't the case.

[toddlintown]

Hey honey. I’ll give you stuff if you give me stuff. Let me show you my stuff.

[toddlintown]

Men’s Health magazine is a rag for male conceits and guys with more hair than me.

[cripplecreek]

There’s no one less attractive than a beautiful self centered conceited b**ch.

[devane617]

She is a duck...Lots of makeup hides all the yellow stuff, and paddle feet.

[cripplecreek]

Love the picture tag though. LOL

[freekitty]

Not much there in that empty vessel.

[zencat]

Sounds like Erin got the talking points memo from my ex-wife.

[the invisib1e hand]

hunh. i used to think she was cute.

[TexasMatty]

Isn’t this chick the Street sweetie that Rush had on?

[goodnesswins]

okay....what freeper put the byline on the arrow....when you place it over her picture....LOL

[lesser_satan]

I’d hit it.

[colorado tanker]

"give me stuff and stay away"

Gee, that's not much of a deal. Even a prostitute would let you stay for a while.

[Signalman]

One of the things that would impress her is to buy her round-trip tickets so her parents can fly to Australia and New Zealand. What kind of wussie (I won't even say "man") would do a thing like that. For What!?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I’d hit it.

She'll itemize the invoice.

[RightWhale]

She doesn’t appear to have youth going for her anymore, and appears also to be somewhat emaciated and dry. It’s a crisis.

[HIDEK6]

Not much there in that empty vessel.

That says it all.

[chiefqc]

Keep thinking that way so when you get old, breasts touching your knees, butt draging on the floor and nobody wants to be near you you’ll see how moronic your views were.

But alas, it will then be to late.

[Othniel]

Used to read MH years ago. It was really good: insightful articles, work out & nutrition stuff, how to handle emergencies, and it was well written. There was a lot of funny stuff, too. Then they got a new editor who didn't understand marriage, or commitment, or fatherhood, and it all went downhill. Don't even look at it in the store anymore, as it's a mere shadow of its former self.

[2harddrive]

But, is she HOT??? Pics, please.