DEPARTMENT OF PEACE

Neal Nuze ^ | January 18, 2008 | Neal Boortz

[andy58-in-nh]

You’re right, it’s bound to be more Orwellian than orgasmic, but you can forgive a man his fantasies...

[Dan(9698)]

Liberals in Seattle have "Department of Peace" bumperstickers plastered all over their cars.

All the cars with "Department of Peace" on them will soon have to pay $7 to cross Lake Washington on the floating bridge.

[mak5]

Benjamin Rush proposed a Department of Peace back in 1792. If George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams thought it wasn’t a good idea then, I see no reason for it now.

[massgopguy]

“The opposite of war is not peace. It is slavery.” - good Lord, I’m quoting James T. Kirk

[Bishop_Malachi]

As far as I’m concerned, the Department of Defence is the ‘Dapertment of Peace’;

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My sentiments exactly.

[coalman]

I agree(the dept of defense is the dept of peace).This dept. of peace idea is an embarrassment to any reasonable person,but I guess our communist side of govt. can battle the Dept. of Defense every time they want to do anything.

[IrishMike]

DOD used to be the Department of War ... I believe.
I like that too !!!

[cva66snipe]

We done got one that the Liberals run. We call it The State Department.

[Turret Gunner A20]

Think you[re kidding? The DNC has probably already appointed a study group — with specific instructions to find (after spending at least 5o million dollars of Government grant money) that this is the greatest idea since the invention of the wheel — as in “wheel and deal”.

[Turret Gunner A20]

That’s what I get for not reading all posts before posting myself. You beat me to it.

SHAME ON YOU!!!! You know I would never do a thing like that.

Your plagarism caerd is hereby suspended for 30 minutes.

[Turret Gunner A20]

... but you can forgive a man his fantasies...

Not when the best he can do is talk about HIGH-CUT dress and shaking her HAIR. That's downright seditious.

[andy58-in-nh]

You need a little more subtlety and imagination, my man. A clingy high-cut dress can be better than a low-cut dress because the cut starts down low on the side and rides right up into the Promised Land. And when a woman shakes her hair in your direction (or plays with it), she’s often looking for you to shake her world....

[Turret Gunner A20]

How about we compromise -- low-cut dress, high-cut on the side, and shaking her hair and -- well you know whats in your direction?

Fair enough?

[andy58-in-nh]

That works for me...and it works every time. ;-)