Should the DOJ be re-christened the “Department of Love”?
I personally think these people ought to be taken out and have the pulp beaten out of them.... and then go home peaceably.
Hey, man: I can dig it! ....You walk into the Washington office building and when the door closes behind you... the walls are covered in cool black velvet and the soft purple lights are all turned down low. From the speakers above, Barry White croons in his soulful baritone: "Oooh darlin' darlin'..mmmm...can't get enough of your love, babe...". One of the Assistant Undersecretaries for the Promotion of Passion slinks up to you in a high-cut silk dress, flashing her warmest white smile and shaking her luxuriant blonde tresses as she purrs: Hi, there, handsome! Welcome to the Department of Love. Mmmm, why don't you come on over to our reception area, and I'll help you get more comfortable...mmm...
Oh, yeah: now that's the kind of serious government reform I can get behind....