[Rb ver. 2.0]

I’m going out with a woman who takes pride in laying mantraps and is unlike any other woman I’ve ever dated. She insists I sit in the big leather recliner at her place, gives me the remote, watches whatever I surf to, cooks incredible meals, does the dishes and rebukes me if I attempt to help, occasionally picks up the tab for a night out, Pauses the DVD if I doze off watching a movie, leaves me alone when I’m working on my truck but comes out and brings me coffee at the right time. Flowers get me an immediate and ‘responsive’ thank-you. She Doesn’t whine, complain or b_tch about anything and she’s never had a headache.

She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.

[Rome2000]

Was she born in the USA?

[Bear_Slayer]

SO you’re about the 2nd date or so? :-)

[adopt4Christ]

hhmm....sounds just like what I DO for my man! Have you asked her if her alternate personality would show up if you married her? Good for you. Hopefully you are worthy of such an amazing creature. And I would bet you $100 that she has read every single book that Dr. Laura has ever written (that’s Dr. Laura advice right down the line!).

[Cyropaedia]

Can you clone her...?

[I_like_good_things_too]

She’s a tranny.

[GOP Poet]

Then what dear man are you waiting for? Marry the lady.

[joe fonebone]

sounds exactly like my brothers ex-wife....she was perfect like that until she fell in with some so-called christian organization that preached the evils that men do. they even had a divorce lawyer in their little church ( after she attended for 3 months, the divorce papers were served by the little church’s lawyer )....

[quack]

I’m going out with a woman

Well,that says it all.They ALL do that when you're "going out" with them.

[a real Sheila]

I’m SURE you will get bored with her.

Also, she WILL change once you say I do.

The saying goes something like this-
Marriages fail because a man marries a girl that he hopes will NEVER change and she marries a man she hopes WILL change.

[dljordan]

“She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.”

What’s wrong with you dude? Isn’t your ManDar working? It’s a TRAP!!!!! Run!!!! :)

Sounds pretty darned sweet though.

[Andonius_99]

Reminds me of an anecdote I heard once:

A father and son are out fishing one day and the son posed this question to his dad: "Dad, is it true in some cultures a man doesn't know his wife until after the wedding?"

The father replied: "That's true in all cultures, son..."

[HIDEK6]

She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.

Just a wild guess: You're not married to her yet, right?

[Freeport]

Does she have a sister????!

[Scotsman will be Free]

Probably a guy that’s had a sex change operation.

[bannie]

She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.

Marry her, and come and talk to us in 8 years.

IF you keep up pampering her; she will be able to keep pampering you. If you get to think, "She just loves doing this, so I can stop," she's gonna' get tired of it.

I recommend that both of you read, His Needs; Her Needs. It would make a great marriage contract for the kind of woman she currently seems to be.

No matter how wonderful she seems to be now....

It Takes Two.(And when the kids come along, the W*H*O*L*E game changes.)

[Vermont Lt]

She’s cheating on you.

Just kidding.

Or am I?

[WhirlwindAttack]

I’m going out with a woman who takes pride in laying mantraps and is unlike any other woman I’ve ever dated. She insists I sit in the big leather recliner at her place, gives me the remote, watches whatever I surf to, cooks incredible meals, does the dishes and rebukes me if I attempt to help, occasionally picks up the tab for a night out, Pauses the DVD if I doze off watching a movie, leaves me alone when I’m working on my truck but comes out and brings me coffee at the right time. Flowers get me an immediate and ‘responsive’ thank-you. She Doesn’t whine, complain or b_tch about anything and she’s never had a headache. She’s quite unlike any I’ve ever met before.

Has she got a sister? ;)

[glaseatr]

Those are Huge mantraps...But I got news for you!!!

They end with two little words..."I DO"

[SeaHawkFan]

You really shouldn’t be going out with your mother.