"I told you - NO COLD SOUP!!!"
Posted on 01/21/2008 2:01:53 AM PST by Westlander
NEW BLOOMFIELD, Mo. - A man wielding a chain saw and a knife attacked residents at a homeless shelter where he was staying, leaving two people in critical condition and injuring two others, police said Sunday.
Watkins had been staying at the shelter for about two weeks and was taking part in a program that provides residents with on-the-job-training, authorities said.
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Gun control works!
ahhh, another democrat retraining program at work.
Maybe they need to revamp that Chainsaw Job Training course, include something about appropriate and inappropriate use.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...---George
LOL!!
"Admit it! Admit it!" he screamed, angrily waving the roaring chainsaw. "It was Soyer...NOT Careme... that was the first one to put vanilla in rice pudding! Admit it!!""
“Admit it! Admit it!” he screamed, angrily waving the roaring chainsaw. “It was Soyer...NOT Careme... that was the first one to put vanilla in rice pudding! Admit it!!”
Ok too much Food Network TV for you. Besides everyone knows Emeril invented all things that are good.
Maybe he didn’t the cut.
How is this "allegedly"? Sounds like a sure thing to me!
Lumberjack Song
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
Mounties : He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)
Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Yes, I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
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