Posted on 02/05/2008 11:27:51 PM PST by DoughtyOne
o | Volume 14: Page 4297
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o | Staff Copy: John McCain's Comprehensive List of Things That Will not Really Be Happening
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o | It’s not really an amnesty.
o | It’s not really a tax hike.
o | It’s not really socialized medicine.
o | It’s not really a fairness doctrine.
o | It’s not really a loss of sovereinty.
o | It's not really a loss of self-determination.
o | It's not really a globalist governance.
o | It's not really a violation of the first amendment.
o | It's not really a violation of the second amendment.
o | It’s not really a massive super highway.
o | It’s not really a loss of U.S. jobs to foreign workers.
o | It’s not really arming China with our purchasing dollars.
o | It’s not really siding with Democrats all the time.
o | It's not really a liberal appointment to the court.
o | It's not really siding with Ted Kennedy for the 23rd time this month.
o | It's not really a bad $0.50 cent surchage on a gallon of gas.
o | It's not really a road tax. It's a toll.
o | It's not really acknowledging global warming.
o | It's not really extensive measures to fix something that isn't broken.
o | It's not really going to hurt our industry.
o | It's not really going to hurt our economy.
o | It's not really going to impact your life.
o | It's not really going to impact the lives of your children and grandchildren.
o | It's not really playing into the hands of those who hate this nation.
o | It’s not really an abuse of office, going after those who disagree.
o | It's not really a bad thing, millons more Mexican immigrants getting work permits to cross the border.
o | It's not really a loss of taxpayer dollars to pay for the health care of indigent immigrants.
o | It's not really a drain on our resources to pay for the education of foreign nationals.
o | It's not really a problem when foreign nationals get benefits meant for U.S. Citizens.
o | It's not really a danger to expose our Citizens to the crimes committed by foreign nationals
o | It's not really leaving the border wide open.
o | It's not really forgiving the fines levied against those doing jobs U.S. Citizens won't do.
o | It's not really an amnesty even though the fines that were not forgiven will no longer have to be paid.
o | It's not really a danger to let 70,000 Saudi Nationals to enter the U.S. on Education Visas.
o | It's not really a nation at risk.
o | It's not really Arab states and China buying our banks and other assetts.
o | It's not really a bad thing to have foreign nations lose confidence in the dollar.
o | It's not really a bad thing to have foreign nations switch from the dollar to the euro.
o | It's not really China supplying our national defense supplies.
o | It's not really leftist policy to do these things.
o | It's not really a plan to take this nation down to the point where it can no longer stand independently.
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Dave! Could you bring seven more boxes of paper in from the back?
all this doom and gloom tonight is getting me down. just please, hand me a rose after this night long truckload of dog poop dumped in my front lawn.
:)
I hope you saw the garlands McCain was throwing out this evening, complimenting Huckabee and then Romney for being fine men. “Remember, we all have to come together when I’m done sacking Rome.”
Gak.
Sorry about the lawn. Heh heh heh...
God gave us another day alive with our pets, friends and loved ones. Hopefully you were able to make their day better in some way.
If not today, shoot for it tomorrow. :)
i feel like a computer without a power source.
an i-pod with no headphones.
a car with no gas.
a fridge with no food.
a banana sandwich with no peanut butter.
or a voter with no clear choice.....
Go Ron Paul!
I don’t think you need to worry about that list. At least half of all Republican voters just swore an oath not to vote for McCain. Some will even vote for Hillary/Obama.
You need to draw up a comprehensive list of things that really WILL be happening under President Hillary.
“We’re gonna take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
He said as he jumped out the 11th floor window.
Looking on the bright side, perhaps McCain will turn his anger toward the Dems once they go after him in the general. Maybe he’ll be more pissed at them than he usually is at his own party.
lol. thanks secret agent man. i really laughed for the first time all day.
It’s *OVER*. It doesn’t *MATTER* if it’s McLame or Hitlery or Obambi. The Libs *WON*.
Jim you’re right. One thing is for certain though, Hillary would at least have some opposition. If John gets in there he’ll get nothing but back slaps for four years. Reaching across the isle, he’ll pass massive amounts of their agenda and be heralded by our side as a guy who really knew how to get things done. That scares the hell out of me.
Thanks, I wasn’t the first guy to post this one for someone else. Somebody posted it for me and I LOL’d too. I just remember how funny that stupid skit was.
I think you need to read post #6. Maybe drink a couple beers.
Aren’t you the eternal optimist! Harumph... LOL
She may try to, but if she does as good a job as she did getting healthcare through, with repub resistance, most of what she wants isn’t going to get through. Not every democrat will go along with her. Just as with McCain and a lot of repubs disliking him, there’s a lot of dems who do not like her either. We could peel off enough to stop her plans.
Are we still considered "Republican voters" if we leave the party altogether?
Well, his short fuse is something one can count on. He’ll almost certainly hold a grudge once his Democrat “friends” lay into him.
The world is truly coming to an end and you are cracking me up!!
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it.
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