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You have read this trash to appreciate it, words fail me...
1 posted on 02/09/2008 7:43:35 PM PST by xJones
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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because they are idiots.
2 posted on 02/09/2008 7:44:34 PM PST by advance_copy (Stand for life or nothing at all)
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Because they want to do good things...with other people’s money.

Because they want to “feel good”

3 posted on 02/09/2008 7:45:40 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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“Sometimes the earth feels a little sick. Democrats make it feel better.”


4 posted on 02/09/2008 7:46:07 PM PST by xJones (Mohammed (police be upon him))
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Because Mommy and Daddy haven’t grown up yet either.


6 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:03 PM PST by Jaguarmike
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Why is mommy a squirrel and daddy a bear? :)


7 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:27 PM PST by WildcatClan (The epitome of irony is that few entities exist, less common, than common-sense.)
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I guess these little democrats (quislings) have not heard that it is illegal in many places including parts of California to use the terms mommy and daddy. They will all be the victims of their own traps.


8 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:35 PM PST by Binstence (Live Freep or Die)
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Mommy’s life is pointless and Daddy wears a tinfoil hat.


9 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:54 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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Why were my sisters and brothers aborted? Why does daddy live with another man instead of here, with us? Why do I have two mommies? What is that white stuff daddy snorts into his nose? Do I have to wear tie-dye and Birkenstocks to school and eat tofu & sprouts?


10 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:05 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Second To None!)
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Because they smoked a s**tload of weed.


11 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:08 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Notice how Republicans don’t have to explain to their children why they are Republicans...to rip off Geico, It’s so Simple a CHILD can understand it.


12 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:20 PM PST by IMissPresidentReagan ("When you can't make them see the light; make them feel the heat." President Ronald Reagan)
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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because, in the 60's, they destroyed their brains with drugs.

14 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:00 PM PST by reg45
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Please dear readers, you need to click on this link to appreciate the whole glory of this thing.

"Democrats make sure that school children have great teachers."

15 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:04 PM PST by xJones (Mohammed (police be upon him))
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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because Republicans nominate liberal people like McCain.

16 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:15 PM PST by outofstyle (There's a rake at the gates of Hell tonight)
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The books’ sales have been driven by an adwords campaign for the last year or so. The ads disappeared from Google a couple of weeks back and site traffic is down about 90%.

It may be that the books have exhausted their potential audience.

17 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:30 PM PST by Mojave
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Because they have no marketable skills and must suck on the government tit to survive.


19 posted on 02/09/2008 7:50:33 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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I don't feel to good myself, in fact I think I'm gonna hurl!

20 posted on 02/09/2008 7:50:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com why... cause they're fat, lazy and stooopid??? course that's just an educated guess.
29 posted on 02/09/2008 7:54:35 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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Shaking my head again!


30 posted on 02/09/2008 7:54:56 PM PST by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......)
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Maybe I'm mean, educated or too logical. Maybe I'm too straight forward, but methinks the democRAT party needs an enema. A high colonic if you will.

Then again, maybe the RNC needs an enema too.

5.56mm

31 posted on 02/09/2008 7:55:03 PM PST by M Kehoe
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someone cue up that book cover “Daddy drinks cuz Mommy is a Democrat”


33 posted on 02/09/2008 7:55:55 PM PST by Minnesoootan (My tagline wants to go ice fishen.)
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