Report: Ted K’S trying to quash JFK ‘Love Child’ story

The Boston Herald ^ | 02/08/2008 | Herald Staff

[Andy'smom]

The latest JFK tale tells of a tall, handsome, illegitimate Camelot kid now well into his 40s, living a life of seclusion in cold Canada.

A call by the Herald to Sen. Edward Kennedy’s Washington, D.C. office yesterday was met with “nobody is available now.”

Yet the New York Post reports the Bay State’s senior senator is trying to prevent Vanity Fair magazine from publishing the story of the alleged love child of the assassinated president.

The Post proclaims Vanity Fair’s David Friend has been working on the article for more than a year and even sent photographer Harry Benson to Vancouver to capture the alleged offspring of John F. Kennedy.

The Post reports the would-be legendary lad is a “handsome man in his late 40s - whose first name is Jack and who bears a strong resemblance to the 35th president” cut down in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963.

[null and void]

Teddy told him to drown her...

[jdm]

...who bears a strong resemblance to the 35th president” cut down in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963.

Cut down? That's an interesting choice of words.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Grassy knoll... lawnmower...

[null and void]

LOL!

[rellimpank]

—must not have got the Judith Exner “fix” -—

—http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Campbell_Exner

[r9etb]

Cut down? That's an interesting choice of words.

Not all that uncommon a phrase, for those who die in the prime of life, though.

[bannie]

The Enquirer already told all of this stuff.

[BallyBill]

Why don’t they try finding Amelia Earhart. We know she was real and people actually care about her.

[ChocChipCookie]

Maybe the Kennedys should call the Vanity Fair editor and threaten them with no more access to any future family interviews. It worked for the Clintons.

[angkor]

A JFK love child seems no worse to me than this:

A former close friend once worked with Teddy’s press office in Boston. One of the first things they told her was never, ever, ever to get into the elevator alone with Teddy. Apparently he was unable to control himself when alone with pretty college girls.

She never learned how many elevator victims it took before they started warning the new employees. Or how much “severance” had been paid to those victims.

[tgusa]

What a surprise - a lecherous Kennedy. Say it ain’t so.

[Farmer Dean]

Wonder if your former close friend knew how to bite down REALLY HARD?Try ‘splainin’ that away Teddy.

[Bernard]

Hmmmmm... maybe Barack Obama is actually adopted by the people who say they were his biological parents. He’d be about the right age. Of course, he has no track record of acting like a Kennedy, so it’s just a theory for now.

[Brett66]

This has to be Obama! Why else did Kennedy support him over Hillary? He was going along to keep him quiet, it all makes sense now........

[Andy'smom]

“The Enquirer already told all of this stuff.”

You mean the story last year? That was the OTHER Kennedy love child, allegedly Teddy’s. I haven’t heard of this one before.

[org.whodat]

Yawn

[svcw]

I don’t know why this is an issue. Everyone knows that JFK was a philander so the possibility of a child is great.
Why doesn’t Ted just find out for sure if it is an issue for him, the more he screams the more it seems likely.

[txhurl]

Have you seen a pic of this man?

[Iron Munro]

A Roe v Wade escapee.