Posted on 02/10/2008 9:17:26 PM PST by jdm
**EXCERPT**
LYNCHBURG, Va. -- Campaigning for his wife yesterday, former President Bill Clinton threatened to remain in the state of Virginia indefinitely if its voters did not choose Hillary Clinton in Tuesday's Democratic presidential primary.
"OK, now here's the deal. If ya'll don't vote for Hillary, I ain't leavin'," the former president said as he loudly downed a pulled pork barbeque sandwich, hush puppies, slaw and a jumbo iced tea in under 45 seconds.
"I'm not kidding," he said. "I love this place; I can stay here a long, long time. LOTS to do here. Golf. Fish. Sit beside your wives at church. Buddy, I would LOVE it. I live in New York now, man, you know how long it's been since I hung my underwear out on the clothesline to dry? Oh, yeah, I hang 'em high, too, so the whole neighborhood can get a good look."
Clinton made his comments the day after Sen. Barack Obama swept Sen. Hillary Clinton in primaries in Louisiana, Nebraska, Washington, and the Virgin Islands. Sen. Clinton replaced her campaign manager after the losses, which came shortly after she loaned her campaign $5 million when it became clear that she had been unable to raise as much money as Sen. Obama in the fourth quarter of 2007.
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Virginia who?
He just needs some more cigars and a blowup doll. Hillary’s been too tight on the old perv it seems.
Egad, no one warned me to be drinking anything when I clicked on this article. Now who’s gonna clean up the mess all over my keyboard?
You sure this aint Scrappleface?
I bet Bill confused “Virginia” with the name of a certain female body part that sounds somewhat similar
Go Bill Go! Your aholeness helped us bring the Gingrich Revolution. Now your evil will help unite our party.
Look out! Bubba is after your wife!
I’m surprised he did not say he uses watermellons for a
pillow too..........
He confused Virginia with Dolores.
Lol, I thought Scrappleface when I first read it too!
Shoot, they may vote for Hillary just to get rid of Bubba!
You need a spanking and a pink belly for that
Then the mayor of Lynchburg called Bildo and said, “If you aren’t on our sexual predators registry by Monday night, you’re under arrest!”
It is unfathomable that a former President of the United States talks like this. These comments are crass, and in the case of “sitting with wives at church” blasphemous.
Any church that hosts Bildo should make sure that it has a working lightning protection system.
Also, a working fire protection system. Churches spontaneously combust when Bildo is around, especially black churches in the South.
LMBO!!
It looks like Scrappleface, but amazingly, it isn’t. Very weird statement to make.
Mulva?
LOL. I thought it was satire at first too.
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Is this for real?
Slick Willie has gone over the edge
Again.....
That is the first thing that I thought of when I saw the title.
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