Ragged Clinton campaign braces for more poll misery ["I think things have gone well........]

The Sinking of the Clitanic
The $250 Million Clitanic has hit an Iceberg and is heading for the cold dark depths. Like all oversized steamships, this top heavy cruise liner was slow to turn as the deck hands ignored the icy straits. Whenever she attempts to lighten the junk filled hold, another Hsu drops. No matter how many coats of paint they put on this tub, you can’t cover the fact that this ship’s time has passed. She is a coal fired Tramp Steamer in a Nuclear Navy. In an act of desperation she launches her Cruising Missile only to have it explode amidship. America would rather have this rust bucket scuttled at sea rather than make port in the District of Corruption.

After her debate debacle, her coronation facade dropped like a two year old facelift. She reminded the Country of clintonspeak as we universally reached for the Advil. Spending another eight years of breaking down sentence structure sounds like torture. Does America need to define “is” or “sex” again? The compass is turning south as Obama is beginning to look like a scuba tank in the watery depths.

After a month of bumbling around in her blackened Captain’s Quarters she banged her shins in her drunken stupor while she reaches into her closet to grab her personal destruction guns. To counter her rank debating skills, she gets caught with dirty hands in a Plant Stand. Then she makes the most petty attacks on her opponent about his craving the Presidency his entire life, hello, to putting a dirty Campaign Finance Hsu on the his foot. Finally Captain Bligh drags out Admiral Hornblower. That is like McCales Navy transporting a shipment of Nitroglycerin. You know it’s going to explode, you just don’t know on whom or when.

So now she is so despeRat she is willing to be in the dark damp shadow of her “husband” again? She brings him in to Anchor her team, then that anchor crashes through the hull. The biggest problem for Leona Helmsley Clinton, is that once people get to know her they realize she is Leona w/o the charm or people skills. It’s not their fault since Harpy clinton doesn’t like them either. She is forced to paint on those goofy smiles and pretend she likes them to get their votes, but her eyes say the opposite. Slick Willie could charm the panties off a nun, while HilaryCare can give an Eskimo frostbite.

Her Iceberg is her legacy. She believes she can fool all the people all the time. America remembers the co-clinton regime and are not ready to go back. You know you have problems if your too corrupt for her Partytime. It was easy to hide behind a WH full of attorneys and war room spokesmen with a common enemy, yet it isn’t nearly as easy while on stage. BJ could always use the Gee Shucks happy puppy foil to get out of trouble, while HilaryCare just gets angry.

The Clitanic who everyone said was unsinkable is filling w/water. With all the fanfare at the launching, nobody bothered to notice her obvious flaws. All the poll watchers in PravdABDNCBS told us how popular she was and how America hated President Bush when the truth is just the opposite. During the co-clinton years we were all sold on polls that were cooked worse than Enron’s Books. Fact is, America always knew that they were crooks yet it was easier to let them stay then suffer through a gummit meltdown.

The Country is comfortable with an honest and honorable man in office. They may not be happy with all the details of President Bush’ ideas, but nobody is going to accuse him of avoiding big issues or following polls. We remember the co-clinton admin & freak show with all the corruption that torpedoed the pair. From the minute they entered the WH people were being shot, burned, planes crashed and Jack booted Troopers were kicking in doors and those were the good days. This is the Iceberg that she can’t navigate and has put a deep gash in her side that is sending the unsinkable Clitanic to Davy Jones’ Locker.

Pray for W and Our Victory Troops

But that won't happen. If Obama has a delegate lead the Super delegates will go to him...even if it's close...to do otherwise would doom the party. I'm hating our nomination season but loving theirs!

Exactly. The powers-that-be will support Obama for this reason: Bill has played the implicit racism card hoping to scare Whitey into voting against Obama. The African-Americans know that they are being dissed and WILL NOT show up to vote for Hillary if she is the nominee. So, the dim party will have lost their most reliable voting block for this election and probably many more. For this reason alone, the super delegates will back Obama. He offers everything that Clinton offers without the baggage. Plus he's young and inexperienced and will likely be easy clay in the hands of those powers-that-be.

Pennsylvania also has a primary same day as Ohio and Texas. Obama is favored in both Ohio and Pennsylvania, which have large urban black populations. If Clinton wins anywhere, it will probably only be in Texas where she leads the Hispanic (read, illegal Mexican) vote.

But...with Obama likely to win Ohio and Pennsylvania, Clinton does not catch up in the delegate count, although they will remain in a very tight race.

“Everyone seems to assume that Clinton will win OH and TX handily. Why is that?”

Well, Her Heinous has the endorsement of former Senator John Glenn (RAT-OH) and Gov. Ted Strickland (RAT-OH) — what more does she need?? (sarc) Don’t know who Kook-cinich is endorsing.