To: Stoat
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
2 posted on
02/14/2008 9:16:55 AM PST by
DigitalVideoDude
(It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
To: DigitalVideoDude
9 posted on
02/14/2008 9:24:46 AM PST by
Hoodat
(The whole point of the Conservative Movement is to gain converts, not demonize them.)
To: DigitalVideoDude
and what else do we burn besides witches? MORE WITCHES!!!!
14 posted on
02/14/2008 9:35:25 AM PST by
joe fonebone
(Screw McPain....J. Fred Muggs for POTUS)
To: DigitalVideoDude
Musim logic is about the same as Monty Python. Witches are made of wood. Wood floats. So does a duck. Therefore if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s a witch. And if she doesn’t confess, beat it out of her!
15 posted on
02/14/2008 9:39:26 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: DigitalVideoDude
One man claimed she had made him impotent.....
Welcome to the turd worlds band of idiots.
To: DigitalVideoDude
33 posted on
02/14/2008 10:10:21 AM PST by
montyspython
(Love that chicken from Popeye's)
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