Your claim is outrageous. It was another Gons Nachman.
LOL.
LOL. Outrageous, I say.
Seriously, I thinks a name like Gons Nachman would warrant a second look.:)
(In liberal worldspeak) Poor kid, with a name like that, he never got the girl....it set him up for a lifetime of insecurity and exploitation. (Gons is insecure and he exploits others to make up for his horrible childhood and the audacity of his parents to name him Gons).