[arderkrag]

Ahem. A couple of lines from Bill Cosby, talking about his father:

The man ate dirt until he was 30 years old. That's all there was, was dirt.

[cripplecreek]

Raising Arizona.

Ear-Bending Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

H.I.: You ate what?

Ear-Bending Cellmate: We ate sand.

[pause]

H.I.: You ate SAND?

Ear-Bending Cellmate: That’s right!