Recent cold snap helping Arctic sea ice, scientists find

Now see, there it is!
Your picture shows just what I was trying to say.
Polar Bears enjoying the good life.
Smokin’, jokin’ and hanging around on their dead ice.
There’s too much dead ice, I’m telling you.
These bears need to get off their dead ice, and get into the water, and start chasing down their supper, instead of just lazing around, expecting supper to come to them!

And we can help.
Yes, we can help save the Polar Bears from extinction.
All we have to do is melt their dead ice.

And we can easily do it!
Yes, America has all the natural resources needed.
What’s needed is hot air, transported to the polar regions in giant blimps, to melt their dead ice.
Of course, I’m talking about political hot air, and of this, America has unlimited reserves.
Yes, America is the Saudi Arabia of political hot air — we have endless supplies, and instantly renewable.
And some of it comes pre-packaged in its own blimp.

I’m speaking, of course, of that largest of hot air blimps, the reserve known as the AlGore formation.
Let us tap it. Let us drill it.

Let us save the Polar Bears!... with hot air...

I would love to go to that show. The Iditarod is really neat too, I’d like to volunteer next year.

I’m hoping to see a polar bear, but liberals.... I’ll pass.

I’m heading home this week, off for 2, then coming back up.

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