[G.Mason]

I had fallen asleep with the TV on, and awoke to hear Clinton saying something to the effect that she will force health care down our collective throats.

I leaped from the couch, grabbed my pistol, and shot six rounds into the TV.

When the police came, I told them that I saw a snake go in the TV, and tried to kill it. They wound up taking my gun, and gave me a warning.

I suppose I will wait a day, or two, then go to my garden and dig up another.

[mcshot]

Did you have a good group on the TV screen and did it splode?
What brand or type seems to handle shots best? Did the bullets go through and leave you with dry wall to patch? If the tube retained them what is best caliber and bullet composition i.e., hardball vs hollow points. And finally what is the best gun to plant without lots of petro prep?
Thanks is advance as I’ve found myself drawing a bead on my tube lately.

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

LOL!!!!