Clueless on STDs, Throat Cancer, and Oral Sex

US News & World Report ^ | February 19, 2008 | Bernadine Healy M.D.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Yeah, depositing your semen down somebody's throat, or up their butt, is perverted. Dude! That's not the way you're spozed to do it! It's --- not to put too fine a point on it --- so gay.

The semen is supposed to go in your wife's genital tract. You didn't know his? What are you, 8? Do I need to draw a picture?

[mcshot]

I watched a program where young teen girls where using Lewinsky's’s to keep their boyfriends happy and it seemed like a race to keep them happy as everyone was into this “accepted” behavior.

[Red in Blue PA]

Re: unnatural practice

Ever hear of the Kama Sutra?

[Mrs. Don-o]

Well of course it IS sodomy, whether they're married or single, male/male or male/female, gay or straight.

The impeachment was not, of course, about this sort of sexual imbecility. It was about perjury and obstruction of justice. The one realy refrettable thing about it was that the House didn't convict, and therefore Clinton survived politically. He should have been submerged in the stink of ignominy, permanently.

[stevio]

Yowser!

[ArrogantBustard]

Brilliantly stated.

Sad that it's necessary.

[MHGinTN]

You’ll need to substantiate that assertion reagrding Newt, with a documented source please. I’m calling BS on this one you’re trying to peddle, re Newt.

[Antoninus]

Oral is perverted? What are you 100?

If you want to live to be 100, oral and esophogeal cancers aren't a good way to get there.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Kama Sutra? Oh yeah! It’s got such neat information on courtship and sexual pleasure, and also -— pay attention -— on polygamy, concubinage, prostitution, the process of seducing others’ wives, the acquisition of desirable girls as slaves, and the tactical and strategic infliction of pain to control women’s behavior (as I remember from my college paper on the subject.)

If this is the owner’s manual, I wouldn’t want myself or my female kin to be the property.

[MrB]

Pray for her future husband and his parents.

[MrB]

You have to be down right brainless not to consider the results

Most of these poor kids have been liberally indoctrinated into the idea that there aren't, or shouldn't be, any consequences for behavior, especially sexual behavior.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Check the tagline.

[MrB]

Heck, forget the Kama Sutra, read the Song of Solomon.

It’s there if you can read the imagery.

[MHGinTN]

Um, are you actually claiming that sodomy is to be found extolled in The Song Of Solomon in the Bible?

[trisham]

I wonder how many people have ever read it. I know I haven’t, and I’d be willing to bet that not very many others have, either. Yet it’s brought up surprisingly often in some conversations, as though it legitimizes certain behaviours.

[Resolute Conservative]

I saw a documentary where they also were having contests on who could give the best ones and they would service each others’ boyfriends to judge.

[MrB]

4:16 Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

There is another for the reciprocal, but I didn’t find it right off.

[mcshot]

Unbelievable!

[Tax-chick]

is this another gay disease we will have to pretend threatens everybody?

Not entirely, of course. The fact that HPV is the primary cause of cervical cancer demonstrates that it's being transmitted to women, presumably in the usual fashion by men. However, the incidence of HPV-related throat cancers in men can be assumed to be largely the result of homosexual behavior.

[MHGinTN]

Somehow, I think you must be ‘gay’ to believe that extolls sodomy, oral or anal.