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French Women 'Are Sexual Predators Now'
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 3-7-2008 | Henry Samuel

Posted on 03/06/2008 7:27:59 PM PST by blam

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To: blam

How hard is it to learn how to speak French? “Parley voo Francee” is about the extent of my vocabulary right now ... what other words would be needed??


21 posted on 03/06/2008 7:38:43 PM PST by Ken522
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To: KoRn
This victim is “reporting for duty!” Now, where do I sign up?

Your nearest incurable STD transmission station.

22 posted on 03/06/2008 7:39:07 PM PST by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Always Right

The best reason for watching French news.


23 posted on 03/06/2008 7:39:35 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Ken522

“J’ai beaucoup d’argent” often works.


24 posted on 03/06/2008 7:41:48 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: blam

I went to France on business for about a week a few years ago. Didn’t see any women there that I would have even entertained the thought of being their conquests.


25 posted on 03/06/2008 7:41:52 PM PST by VRWCmember (McCain 2008 - If it's inevitable, you might as well lay back and try to enjoy it.)
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To: blam

So long! I’m heading to France....


26 posted on 03/06/2008 7:41:55 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Ken522
... what other words would be needed??

Vous comme une tourte ?

27 posted on 03/06/2008 7:43:08 PM PST by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: Ken522
“Parley voo Francee” is about the extent of my vocabulary right now ... what other words would be needed??

How about "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, c'est soir?"

28 posted on 03/06/2008 7:43:24 PM PST by VRWCmember (McCain 2008 - If it's inevitable, you might as well lay back and try to enjoy it.)
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To: blam

Melissa, cover your ears.
29 posted on 03/06/2008 7:44:41 PM PST by TChad
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To: blam
Ces femmes françaises... peuvent-elles obtenir leurs ânes ici et travailler à certaines des chiennes en partie de démocrate?
30 posted on 03/06/2008 7:44:58 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: sionnsar
Your nearest incurable STD transmission station.

College?

31 posted on 03/06/2008 7:47:00 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: Secret Agent Man

LOL!


32 posted on 03/06/2008 7:48:15 PM PST by dhs12345
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To: Republic of Texas

**So now in France the women are men and the men are women?***

That is why Frenchmen squat when they go “Oui Oui”!


33 posted on 03/06/2008 7:48:28 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Only infidel blood can quench Muslim thirst-- Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri)
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To: blam

From my experience, the hottest French women are of Italian, Spanish, and middle eastern ancestry.


34 posted on 03/06/2008 7:48:28 PM PST by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: uglybiker

Beached whale?


35 posted on 03/06/2008 7:48:53 PM PST by popdonnelly (Get Reid. Salazar, and Harkin out of the Senate.)
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To: blam; Always Right

Is there a 'more than not guilty' category? If not, I'm inventing it RIGHT NOW! (Patent pending)

36 posted on 03/06/2008 7:50:10 PM PST by Libloather (March is Liberal Awareness Month.)
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To: blam

Does this mean I’m entitled to notification when a French woman moves into my neighborhood?


37 posted on 03/06/2008 7:50:40 PM PST by popdonnelly (Get Reid. Salazar, and Harkin out of the Senate.)
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To: Ken522
How hard is it to learn how to speak French? “Parley voo Francee” is about the extent of my vocabulary right now ... what other words would be needed??

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" is very handy for what you probably have in mind, and "Voulez-vous zing-zing?" is an idiom that works in some places.

If you can't master the pronunciation or the Je ne sais quoi I understand that the time worn phrase, "Do you take American Express?" works in most Paris hotels.

38 posted on 03/06/2008 7:51:11 PM PST by FredZarguna (Why *was* the 'Blind Imam' blind, anyway?)
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To: Libloather

Yeah, she qualifies for Lifetime Immunity from any and all crimes.


39 posted on 03/06/2008 7:51:36 PM PST by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: blam; weighted Companion Cube
It's rough all over.

Yesterday, Ratboy, my 14 yo son, discovered that a little redhead at his school has the hots for him.

She works as a student aid in the front office, and ummmmm, generated a pass to call him to the office. She escorted him towards the office as far as the first corner, then pinned him against the wall and stuck her tongue down his throat.

Thank God a teacher came around the corner in time to save him!

Rotten kid, why does he have all the luck???

Where were these girls when I was in Jr High?

(I know, I know, their parents hadn't been born yet...)

40 posted on 03/06/2008 7:52:26 PM PST by null and void (I slept better when I thought our betters actually were better...)
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