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To: Syncro

Ann writes: “And now Spitzer’s entire anal-retentive, good paper-writing life has collapsed in the horrifying image of a frenzied masturbator.”

What is a frenized masturbator, and how does Spitzer resemble one?


13 posted on 03/12/2008 3:23:08 PM PDT by LowTaxesEqualProsperity
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity

I have been known to frenzy my masterbatter every now and again :)


20 posted on 03/12/2008 3:34:55 PM PDT by upchuck (Who wins doesn't matter. They're all liberals. Spend your time and money to take back Congress.)
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity

>>What is a frenized masturbator, and how does Spitzer resemble one?

I can’t tell you because this is a family site and yes, he resembles one.


33 posted on 03/12/2008 4:00:23 PM PDT by RobRoy (I'm confused. I mean, I THINK I am, but I'm not sure. But I could be wrong about that.)
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity
A song by "TheVapors"......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpCcelpvkps

39 posted on 03/12/2008 4:13:42 PM PDT by taildragger (The Answer is Fred Thompson, I do not care what the question is.....)
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity
Her description reminds me of the adolescent obsession with masturbation as described in Philip Roth's 1972 book, Portnoy's Complaint. A very mediocre movie (starring Richard Benjamin) was made from the book, but didn't really do it justice. The psychological profile of the protagonist does remind me of Spitzer: obsessed, driven, guilt-ridden and morally impoverished.
40 posted on 03/12/2008 4:15:41 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity

This is what a frenzied mastubator is all about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI55ie5Eo7E&feature=related


42 posted on 03/12/2008 4:27:14 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity
"What is a frenized masturbator, and how does Spitzer resemble one?

She's just making an allusion to what she imagines former Democrat Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer's behavior might have been with his "companions."

43 posted on 03/12/2008 4:27:27 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity

Frenzied masturbator?
Well,maybe during the last thirty seconds or so!


51 posted on 03/12/2008 5:41:17 PM PDT by Riverman94610
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68 posted on 03/12/2008 7:36:49 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: LowTaxesEqualProsperity
What is a frenized masturbator, and how does Spitzer resemble one?

I can't explain it. Google "DUmmies in Mommy's basement looking at pictures of Chelsea"

88 posted on 03/13/2008 7:16:20 AM PDT by Ignatz (I gave up self-sacrifice for Lent.)
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