Posted on 03/20/2008 2:54:39 PM PDT by blam
Six million years ago, no wonder my back hurts.
What I want to know is when did the Apes invent chewing gum?
Ya’ll all know that this is just a theory don’t you?
While this may be true...it’s not 100%. As evidence, I offer several of the young ‘duudz’ who developed unhealthy interests in my daughters. Everyone of them was a stoop shouldered, knuckle dragging, mouth breather. Upright? Shucks, they couldn’t even keep their drawers above their skivvies...
Just sayin’...
Looks like we’ll be returning to that if the idiot government doesn’t do something about the high price of transportation.
Walk Right In
The rooftop Singers
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down
Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Baby, let your hair hang down
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’
Do you want to lose your mind?
Walk right in, sit right down
Daddy, let your mind roll on
Daddy, let your mind roll on
just a theory - so is gravity (sorry to be flippant but I heard that on the radio and have been waiting weeks to use it, thank you for the opportunity and again I apologize)
But nice that you think this hypothesis is “just a theory”; indicating you give it FAR more credence than a mere fact or hypothesis; and would elevate it far above what even the authors advocate. Or was that not your intent?
Maybe you should learn basic Science vocabulary.
I thought I read that it was actually 6,000,001 years ago ...
We could have our conservative scientists weigh in, but most of them have been banned.
No problem. Kind of funny. Evolution is often presented as fact though. I just like encourage people to not believe everything they hear and just because it was “on tv” doesn’t make it true.
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Thanks Blam.a fragmentary piece of femur - which was discovered in Kenya in 2000So this actually happened 2,000,008 years ago. |
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And I thought I was doing good to walk at seven months....silly me....
I tell people not to believe everything they hear and just because it was in church doesnt make it true.
Before transforming to full upright walking, I would expect in order to face off predators, these hominids would have developed some level of language to coordinate group defense and attacks and would have routinely carried weapons such as clubs and rocks. Once they did this, I can see them having the confidence to walk away from an arboreal life.
6 million years ago? That’s incompatable with The Book. Did these “scientists” call in sick on God’s creation day?
Evolution is a fact. We can only observe it in micro fashion because few of us live to be millions of years old.
Helen Thomas excluded.
The overall concept of how this occurs is called a theory.
In scientific terms, a theory is what pulls all the facts together and comes up with an explanation.
It doesn’t mean an idea pulled out of your butt.
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