Posted on 03/24/2008 8:22:26 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
See ya.
I think the eventual dem nominee will unload a blast at McCain that will make their infighting look mild. I'm not at all sure McCain can beat either of them. Granted, they're both significantly flawed, but then so is McCain.
“HAha..I was thinking of calling the water police on my neighbors....they break every rule they can .....”
I hate the water police. I got a warning because I washed my truck’s window shield off after an 18 wheeler’s oil line busted and sprayed oil all over my truck.
Whut???
You’re kidding, right?
“You’re kidding, right?”
I wish I was kidding. I have a few neighbors that watch over the neighborhood 24/7, and they report anything and everything. I guess they thought I was washing my entire truck............. I just wish they’d ask me first before calling the water police!!!!
Busier than a one-handed paperhanger!
I’m telling you my new “Potty Party” is the new conservative movement party. Bringing back our 4 gal toilets and current light bulbs is just the beginning of getting back our freedoms.
We’re just supposed to roll over and let millions of law breakers get amnesty, while the taxpayer is not allowed to wash his freakin’ windshield?
I think not!
Obamoonbat Alert!
That sounds ridiculous.....the kid I was talking about washes his car 2 or 3 times week...but you had a legitimate reason.
Here we go with a lib caller!
Clint, You want to come to the comedy show Tuesday?
Caller sounds like Barkley.
Hey Carl....it’s a white thang...you wouldn’t understand.
me, too.
Listen to this skull full of mush.
He’s calling from PA, the home of the voting dead.
Carl’s reading from his talking points. He can’t respond to anything Rush says.
McCain is a POW! How can they trash him?? Unless you are talking about our side trashing him on issues? I hope THAT isn’t going to happen!!
Post #255 takes you to him.....
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