Posted on 03/24/2008 8:22:26 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I remember when my liberal Democrat neighbor told me in 2000 that Rush would go off the air because he didn’t have the Clintons to talk about any more. He also thinks Jews run our government through their control of the banks. A genius, my neighbor.
Too bad you just didn’t call for a new windshield when the cop was there....it’s free in florida. Idiot cop.
That’s just nuts. Doncha just love busybodies?
He’s complaining about gas prices, but you don’t hear him demanding more drilling and new refineries do ya?
No.
If oil were vodka, I’d have more confidence that Teddy could find some, but as it is, somebody has got to find it and the last time I looked, gov’t doesn’t make anything but more poverty.
Speaking of that, I did my taxes this weekend and found out I "make too much" to qualify for any of the rebate. The IRS is giving my rebate to someone who doesn't work for a living and therefore "needs" it more than I do. GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Any other FReepers get this same good news?
But that never stopped her from spending money either. :o(
“South Florida is on (permanent) water restrictions....they got real strict this year.”
It is about time. Watering lawns is nuts. It is a nutty northern idea. They want summer lawns here in winter. They are stupid. They do not think FL has seasons because, due to northern provincialism, they think you must have snow to have seasons. This is just ignorant.
We, in FL, have seasons. A mostly wet season and a mostly dry season. Native plants are cool with this. But it means you do not get green lawns all year. Rip up all your none native plants and replace them - plus they require no fertilizer - with natives. Let the stupid lawn turn brown. It will come back in summer.
I would hate them, too. You have my sympathy.
He must agree with Racist White also
I gotcha...’spank yourself’. I was talking about the properites it also displays when you float on it. They show: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1990426/abuse?c=255. Post 255 is from Anticommie...but I suppose it doesn’t matter....could of been anyone..
If you have an Adjusted Gross Income of 75K or over you don’t qualify, right?
I agree.
My young nephew is who naive, but kind and sweet and a new Dad is all bent out of shape because he just learned about the earned income credit.
He wants to know why its called that when they didn’t earn it.
Yeah.
His conversion begins......
I feel the same way! I fight with homeowners all the time (I’m on the Board) because they want ‘perfect weed free green lawns’. They want it fertilized and weedkiller...
I say it’s too dry and impossible to maintain a perfect lawn here.....I am fine with weeds and brown spots....it’s called REAL LIFE! I don’t want all the chemicals in my back yard....
This is an unrelated point, but the usage of the word “you all” actually could be considered ok English. Unlike other languages, we in English lack a second person plural pronoun (Much like the French “Vous” or the Spanish “Ustedes” or “Vosotros”). English used to have a plural second person pronoun in the word “ye”, but that has widely disappeared, replaced with the word “you”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou
It’s an interesting read, and these rednecks and brownnecks might be on to something with the colloquial “you all”.
Since Rush cannot hear the callers, has someone on the staff even mentioned that the caller sounded for all the world like Charles Barkley?
My software didn’t tell me what the amounts are that make you start losing the rebate. It just said the amount for which I qualify is zero.
I heard she had a sharp mind, but I never thought her nickname was Cuttie.
It is our sixth show at Walter Reed.
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