Posted on 03/27/2008 1:06:23 AM PDT by Delacon
WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of the Saddam’s Iraqi regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within one year. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, South Korea, Japan, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraq war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER IT WILL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WON’T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations: Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mess amiss.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beemers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York!
Mexico is on List 2: President Calderon and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put ‘em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country’s oil needs for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, “darn too-tin.”
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let’s get this to every computer!)
The Cold War was 45 years of nearly white hot nuclear war with the Ruskies (there were several near launches including one near mutually assured destruction case from the 1980s). It came immediately after WWII which DID NOT BEGIN ON 12/7/1941.
The CBS news babe has been saying regarding Hillary’s Bosnia trip that “the war was over but hostilities continued”. This is where we are in Iraq today.
And we still have troops in Bosnia. How many have died since the “end” of the war? Including accidents and sickness just like in the BS “Iraq war dead” list (which is NOT tallied as such by our government).
We are goimg to have IMMEDIATE withdrawl of our forces (so says the Left). This leaves us no option but to abandon, bury, or destroy all materials we have brought into Iraq as loading and shipping require time and finances and manpower.
In short, McCain was right saying we will be in Iraq for a long time. We are still in Japan, Germany, Korea and the Balkans. If we tried to pull out they would scream their heads off. Our bases in Japan keep Korea in line. Our bases in South Korea keep North Korea in line. I don’t know why we have bases in Germany other than its good for their economy. The europeans can’t handle the balkans themselves, don’t ask me why but its unstable so we are still there.
The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraq war.
A nice fantasy, but (thank God!) we aren't spending a trillion dollars a year - nor anything remotely like it - on foreign aid.The Social Security system, which promises to make me financially comfortable for the rest of my life, will be retrenched over the next 20 years by some combination of increases in retirement age and the weakening or elimination of inflation indexing. That's something which my savings must cushion me against. It is inevitable, IMHO, for the simple reason that the "Social Security Trust Fund," consisting as it does of claims on the US Treasury, is not an asset to the US Government.
Those bonds are undoubtedly printed very elaborately and look ever so official, of course - but they are as valuable to the government as an IOU I wrote to myself for $100 trillion dollars would be to me. They will do nothing to help my grandchildren keep my Social Security payments from causing inflation. Nothing at all. However valuable a government bond - or a dollar bill, for that matter - is to an individual, it is worthless to the government. Were it not so, the government could spend an infinite amount of dollars without causing inflation since the cost to the government for printing a dollar is almost zero.
I am not a fan of McCain’s but clearly, he’s the only adult left in the race.
How long have we been in the Balkans
Bubba said the troops home by 2000
What McCain said at a townhall meeting in New Hampshire in January was inarguably true. He was asked about President Bushs comment that we could stay in Iraq for 50 years. McCain replied, Make it 100. Weve been in South Korea . . . weve been in Japan for 60 years. Weve been in South Korea for 50 years or so. That would be fine with me.
We shouldn’t be in any of those places, period. Throw in Germany as well.
I absolutely LOVE every word of that.
“I am not a fan of McCains but clearly, hes the only adult left in the race.”
“He might be a wife beater, but I loooooove him!”
“If I just learn to keep my mouth shut, I’m sure he’ll stop hitting me”
“No officer really, I just walked into a door.”
Yep, he’s THAT kind of adult.
thanks, bfl
They're lying again.
Make it 100. Weve been in South Korea . . . weve been in Japan for 60 years. Weve been in South Korea for 50 years or so. That would be fine with me. As long as Americans are not being injured or harmed or wounded or killed, thats fine with me. I hope that would be fine with you, if we maintain a presence in a very volatile part of the world where al-Qaeda is training, recruiting and equipping and motivating people every single day.
George S. Patton, from his "Speech to the Third Army" on June 5th, 1944:
"Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do" ...
Screw Hillary, and Obama, and McCain. I'm writing in George Patton for President.
"Don't forget," Patton barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'." . ...
"We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts." . ...
"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!" "From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that."
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