To: blam
Your hope is in vain.
That publication revels in nonsense reporting that is taken seriously and the report is attributed to a Monty Python team member.
Take a look at those fat birds and their wings - they couldn’t fly unless you strapped rocket motors to their backs.
April fools!
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Bees cannot fly according to their aerodynamics. But don’t tell them.
But I agree, this is a very good illustrated April Fool’s joke.
I love the picture of them migrating to warm climes. That’s a classic.
52 posted on
03/31/2008 7:38:28 PM PDT by
exit82
(People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
"Take a look at those fat birds and their wings - they couldn’t fly."Oh, I don't know about that.
yitbos
58 posted on
03/31/2008 7:52:39 PM PDT by
bruinbirdman
("Those who control language control minds." - Ayn Rand)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Take a look at those fat birds and their wings - they couldn’t fly unless you strapped rocket motors to their backs."VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
76 posted on
03/31/2008 8:26:47 PM PDT by
ikka
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
they couldn’t fly unless you strapped rocket motors to their backs.
That's not to say it hasn't been tried!
Witness the evil "Batman Returns" megapenguin!!
Okay, okay, so they were *carrying* the rockets for launch, not using them for flight propulsion. But, a little superglue potentially provides a repurposing of the penguin (as it were). I, for one, believe the idea has merit!
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