Posted on 04/02/2008 6:12:07 PM PDT by Hildy
Is fifth-grader Kenton Stufflebeam smarter than the Smithsonian? The 11-year-old boy, who lives in Allegan but attends Alamo Elementary School near Kalamazoo, went with his family during winter break to the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History in Washington.
Since it opened in 1981, millions of people have paraded past the museum's Tower of Time, a display involving prehistoric time. Not one visitor had reported anything amiss with the exhibit until Kenton noticed that a notation, in bold lettering, identified the Precambrian as an era.
Kenton knew that was wrong. His fifth-grade teacher, John Chapman, had nearly made the same mistake in a classroom earth-science lesson before catching himself.
"I knew Mr. Chapman wouldn't tell all these students" bad information, the boy told the Kalamazoo Gazette for a story published Wednesday.
So Kevin Stufflebeam took his son to the museum's information desk to report Kenton's concern on a comment form. Last week, the boy received a letter from the museum acknowledging that his observation was "spot on."
"The Precambrian is a dimensionless unit of time, which embraces all the time between the origin of Earth and the beginning of the Cambrian Period of geologic time," the letter says.
The solution to the problem would not involve advanced science but rather simply painting over the word "era," the note says.
"We did forward a copy of the comment and our paleobiology department's response to the head of the exhibits department," said Lorraine Ramsdell, educational technician for the museum.
While no previous visitors to the museum had brought up the error, it has long rankled the paleobiology department's staff, who noticed it even before the Tower of Time was erected 27 years ago, she said.
"The question is, why was it put up with that on it in the first place?" Ramsdell said.
Excited as he was to receive the correspondence from museum officials, he couldn't help but point out that it was addressed to Kenton Slufflebeam.
YEC INTREP
Smart kid.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Are you smarter than a bureaucrat?
Ya know...I watch that show all the time, and sometimes I am just incredulous as to the things the adults don’t know..but then again, there are those things that they teach you in elementary school that you only remember when you’re in elementary school because you never really need it in real life. I confess that there are some of the math questions that I miss.
Maybe there's something wrong with the "corporate culture" at the Smithsonian if the paleobiology staff feels powerless to correct things they know to be wrong.
I presume that the earth will be permitted to continue its rotation due to this correction?
This was my favorite line (besides the last sentence showing the incompetency of our nation's bureaucracies). I love when kids still show respect and admiration for their teachers. As opposed, let's say, to that story yesterday about the third graders who were planning to attack their teacher.
Not just schoolkids named Dilip Gupta, Anuraj Singh, Pratika Ramachandra, Manoj Kumar or Kwang Hyeung Lee in America these days, catch such arcane yet important little "stuff." They have not yet fully captured the "spelling-bee, science geek" market. :-)
Hats off, Kenton. Too bad they spelled his name wrong, they should do a re-doe of that letter.
hilarious
Public schools?
well..bah humbug to you, sir!
Only when I live with one... then...
like breath... it passes!
8th grade is tough... I remember very little.
I’m not 11, but I once noticed an error on one of the display comments in the Smithsonian’s computer section. I filled out one of those comment cards, but nobody ever sent me a letter. :-)
The mistake is probably still there too. It was last time I looked.
mlo
Are you smarter then a Democrat?
I hope he gets boxing lessons as a reward.
With a name like that...
you know he'll never get laid.
Speaking of incredulous:
Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?
This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA . It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , KS , and reprinted by the Salina Journal.
8th Grade Final Exam:
Salina , KS , 1895
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of ‘lie’, ‘play’, and ‘run.’
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6. What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.
Arithmetic (Time, 65 minutes)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per meter?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt
U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States .
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas .
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, and 1865.
Orthography (Time, one hour)(Do we even know what this is???)
1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, and syllabication.
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, sub vocal, diphthong, cognate letters, and lingual.
4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u.’ (HUH?)
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e.’ Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi-, dis-, mis-, pre-, semi-, post-, non-, inter-, mono-, and sup-.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of d iacritical marks and by syllabication.
Geography (Time, one hour)
1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia , Odessa , Denver , Manitoba , Hecla , Yukon , St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco .
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U .S.
7. Name all the republics of: Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.
Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete. Gives the saying ‘he only had an 8th grade education’ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? This also shows you how poor our education system has become... and, NO! I don’t have the answers
They'll just tell him to do the same solution they're going to do --- he should just white-out the bad letter and over-write it.
-PJ
Well, apparently his father did (at least once)!
Either that or the paleobiology departments are the red-haired stepchildren among museum departments.
Hilarious.
What does their Fedex man look like?
Smart kid. Too bad he didn’t have time to drive down the street and fix Congress before he had to leave DC.
Most visitors probably wouldn’t know a “Precambrian era” from a pre-game show, so I’m not really surprised that it took a fifth-grader to catch it.
Now if you really want to sound geeky, you’ll know the differences between a period, an epoch, and an era.
8th grade was the best three years of my life.
Yo! I LOOOVVVED 8th Grade.
“Allegan” and “Kalamazoo”...plays on our beloved cats’ names...
you’ll know the differences between a period, an epoch, and an era.
oh Man, that’s easy
1. That time of the month.
2. two part glue.
3. Some kind of amendment probably meaningless.
So the 1895 the test is probably real, but the Snopes writer tries to bury the fact in a PC rant.
The Precambrian Era exist and is valid. It's the Hadean Time that preceeds the Precambrian Era. that would be incorrectly described as an Era, as it's start point is not defined.
Ppppffffttt
Ask something hard - like
Is it shorter to New York or Detroit?
Name the 4 days of the week that begin with "T".
Bump
27 Years! Think of the inertia that 5th grader was able to overcome. Give the kid an Archimedes Award - he must have used one hell of a lever!!!
How did American let the school get to be this bad? I don't have children and I'm always shocked to see how bad our schools really are.
Paging Jeff Foxworthy..............
Yeah, his public school teacher is why the kid caught the error.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Public schools rule!
Authentic or not; my father, who will be 93 this Oct., was culling through some old papers and stuff in various boxes and showed me several text books he used getting HIS 8th grade education. The subject matter was very similar to the Kansas test. The stuff that passes for education today is a joke.
That's the problem. Kids trust what their teachers say including the lies of evolution and pre-historic time. The fact is they are spoon fed bad information all the time: evolution, global warming, sexual identity, etc.
I think it’s a matter of semantics...precambrian is a period of time that does not match the definition of era. They use the general word “era” is we would use it to define a period of time that starts and ends.
I think it’s a matter of semantics...precambrian is a period of time that does not match the definition of era. They use the general word “era” is we would use it to define a period of time that starts and ends.
I'm sure blam can straighten it out or someone else on the GGG pinglist can.
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. A, B, and C are consonants. Is B a consonant?
2. Is it OK to say you live in da hood, or you from da hood? Both answers are OK.
3. Write a composition of about 10 words to show how much you hate Bush.
Arithmetic (Time, 65 minutes)
1. If you buy a dime bag and somebody rips you off, how much is left?
2. Math is too hard — you can skip the rest of the test.
U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Did the bad colonists disrespect the Indians? Answer = yes.
2. Write some words about how imperialist America has hurt the world.
3. Should we get out of Iraq? Answer = yes.
4. Is Bush the worst president ever? Answer = yes.
Orthography (Time, one hour)
1. Who put his crap in here? Forget about this question, and move onto the next. It's OK to smoke a joint, but no cigarettes. It's also OK to fantasize about sex with anybody, it's only natural.
Geography (Time, one hour)
1 Bush has destroyed the climate. Has Bush destroyed the climate?
2. How do did Bush destroy the climate? Answer = Haliburton.
3. How many rivers have been polluted since Three Mile Island, and have the whales been killed? Answer = yes.
4. Should we give Aztlan back to Mexico? Answer = yes. 5. Should we drill in ANWR? Answer = no.
LOL — you nailed it.
I "copped my first feel" in 8th grade. Probably makes me a Puritan by today's standards, but was a great year for me!
What I meant to ask was, name all of the periods, epochs and eras including which fit into which. (Example: Paiban age is in the Furongian epoch in the Cambrian period.)
It doesn’t matter where you are, it’s always shorter to New York.
And let’s see: Tuesday, Thursday, Tardes and Terça-feira?
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