wunderbar!
Posted on 04/03/2008 6:59:49 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
A German woman who wanted to smooth some wrinkles on her chest was aghast when she woke up with bigger breasts instead, the New York Post reports.
Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.
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I see no problem here. Lets just move on.
Todd steals the show on Scrubs.
Exactly. She got free breast enhancement. I don’t see the problem here.
Oh ...the new anus operation did happen in Germany also....and here I always thought the Germans are so precise.
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Jay Leno mentioned this during his monologue last night. He said the good news is that although the surgery was a mistake, nobody notices the woman’s wrinkles any more.
I had a very well endowed cousin who in her latter years when asked what she was wearing do costume party would tell everyone she was going to take her bra off which would pull all the wrinkles out of her face and she would go as a teenager.
She’ll probably get a free face lift out of it too.
A 90 year old man goes to Victoria’s Secret and buys his same age wife a very sheer nightie.
That evening she excused herself to the bathroom to put the nightie on but wanting to play a joke decided to come out totally naked instead.
Opening the bathroom door she exclaimed “How do you like it?”
The husband took one look and responded “Dang, for the money I spent for that they could have at least ironed it!”
..and she is complaining about what?
Turk is the guy with all the talent.
My favorites are Dr. Cox, his wife, Kelso, and the Janitor. I love dry abrasive humor.
My wife likes Ted for some reason ( she is a mental health professional so it kind of fits ).
Not a bad deal, unless the boobs are wrinkly.
I thought only Americans were fat. I thought all German women looked like supermodels.
Braless? Was she an O’Henry heiress?
the nurses probably should not have let the husband handle the checklist.
wunderbar!
Achtung!!! Dieser Report ist ohne Fotographien wertlos!
ROTFL! Her next improvement was probably botox and she will end up getting that restore virginity surgery the Muslim women get!
She was flauting society’s conventions!
Know your doctors...before they “know” you...
No telling what else happened while she was face-up on the table...
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