Heresey! Dark Matter is the CONSENSUS! Why even look at data that could contradict it? The science is SETTLED! And it’s all GW Bush’s and Big Oil’s fault! We need new laws to ban Dark Matter — it’s DANGEROUS! We need new taxes on evil companies who are responsible for Dark Matter, and new government programs to study it, as well as new government programs to ease the impact of Dark Matter on the disadvantaged. What, you oppose this? Then you’re a flat earther! You should be JAILED! Dang capitalism and conservatives, it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!
Only Hope(tm) and Change(tm) can save us!!!
/sarc
what about dark-matter credits?