Posted on 04/11/2008 5:44:25 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
There must be something about midnight. Because sometime between 11 PM and 3 AM, Hillary Clinton is transformed from a sleepy sexagenarian who can't keep her facts straight into a bold Commander-in-Chief dealing decisively with the crisis of the moment.
We all know about Hillary's 3 AM mastery. As for 11 PM, Bill Clinton went on the campaign trail in Indiana yesterday and chalked up his wife's problems with the truth of Tuzla to the senior moments that afflict people of her age at that time of night. Story Continues Below Ad ↓
Morning Joe has been having an absolute field day today with Bill's fibs on the matter, repeatedly playing clips of him out on the stump yesterday. How can a politician tell he's gone too far in twisting the truth? When Willie Geist, normally averse to plunging into the political fray, faults a pol for telling "so many lies" about something, as Willie did this morning about Bill's whoppers. Joe Scarborough branded Bill a "runaway beer truck."
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What happens to Hillary at midnight? Ping to Today show list.
“Hillary Clinton...sexagenarian...”
So wrong on every level! *SHIVER*
How would Bill know how good Hillary! is at 3am? He’s never there.
They shouldn’t let Bill out without a minder. I’m beginning to wonder if there really IS something to the theory that he doesn’t WANT her to win.
The witching hour.
Smartest woman in the world needs her beauty rest bump.
Reading Bill Clinton’s words is UNSETTLING!! He talks like a KID, “ya knows” and such......he really is white trash.
“They shouldn’t let Bill out without a minder.”
and a shock collar.
Did the little girl get to ride the horse depicted on the right side of you picture?
Good one.
I don’t know, I kind of envision a groggy Hillary answering the phone at 3AM going something like this:
(RINNNNG)
“H’lo... Lunch?... Yeah, okay, sure...Bye.”
(SOUND OF SNORING)
Morning Headline:
PRESIDENT AUTHORIZES NUKING OF IRAN
Hillary: “You did not say ‘launch’!”
At least Bill did say he didn’t think Barack Obama was a car thief.
you = your.
I am short on “r”’s.
Darn it I just wasted another one!
You do not wanna know...
So wrong on every level! *SHIVER*
Right. Instead of the Latinate word "sexagenarian" maybe we should form the adjective from the Greek word hexekontaetes meaning "60 years old."
"the hexecontaetic Hillary Clinton..."
Somehow "hex" and Hillary go together better than the other word.
A little off topic here but man Mika’s been a BITCH lately. (Joe can’t say that but I can.)
I don’t believe that he’s trying to sabotage her.
I believe it’s sheer ARROGANCE.
He’s telling us, basically, that he and his wife have a
RIGHT TO LIE,
and chastising us for questioning that right.
hehe....
Going into Beavis and Butthead mode.
hexacontaetic
hex
a
cont (replace vowel)
hehe...
I’m sure Hillary isn’t too happy that Bill reminded everyone that she’s 60. No woman, not even Hillary, needs to hear that...
When it comes to Mika, Joe can be a bully...
that is a GREAT photo...hahahahahahahaha
I have thought this same thing for many months now?
Trouble is, she mad that statement at 11 AM and not 11 PM, as they pointed out. So even here, BJ is torturing the truth.
I believe that isn’t a horse, but a donkey....otherwise known as a jack - a$$! LOL
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
“Bill Clinton went on the campaign trail in Indiana yesterday and chalked up his wife’s problems with the truth of Tuzla to the senior moments that afflict people of her age at that time of night......”
Senior moments like sniper fire?...
She also said it on more than one occasion. So I guess she has terminal exhaustion.
Bubba’s is trying to help her get even more of the DEPENDS vote.
When I heard of Bill’s “it was late” comment, all I could think of was the 3AM Ad. Glad someone else noticed.
They all think they are so brilliant that they have to share their every half-assed thoughts with everybody.
And they are all transparent liars.
It's not even a challenge to see through their mendacity.
It's insulting to one's intelligence that they think they can snow you with such weak BS.
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