Posted on 04/14/2008 5:29:52 PM PDT by kingattax
I was supposed to ask her questions like "where are you most likely to disagree with your mom or your dad?" or "did you ever call your mom at 3 am and how did she react?"
But all I could think of was that: "I am...standing in front of Hill and Bill's kid...in a red Mary Kay Cosmetics Collection dress...I'd just bought that day at the Goodwill...how weird is that?"
Yes, Chelsea Clinton made it to the infamous "Red Dress" Party.
Not to be confused with that other annual "Red Dress" fundraiser, this is the "Red Dress Party," a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 gay men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked straight men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective asses off to pounding disco music and the incredible Storm Large and her Balls (they were beyond fabulous). Large, a bigtime Obama supporter even dedicated one of her more infamous songs, Ladylike, to Chelsea's mama.
According to my sources Ms. Clinton moved heaven and earth (well, she just trimmed some of her other meetings in Oregon Saturday that included stops in Eugene and Portland State University) so that she could make the par-ty.
At 9:30 pm, just as we were walking in, I noticed one of the Governor's more attractive staffers (Hans Bernard) heading toward the door with a very attractive blonde.
"Oh my god, it's Chelsea," I screamed.
Before I knew it Hans had my partner, Juan Martinez, and me next to her for a quick photo.
And then we had a conversation. It was quick. I don't recall much of it. And I hadn't even had a drink yet.
Suffice to say I think I said something about how much crap I've received for writing something about how her mom should be the next President.
She was very sweet and talked about how much she liked Oregon and how it had been a really long day.
After pleasantries I suggested that we join her at whatever her next party was.
She said, "oh, I'm sorry, I have to run. I'm on a red-eye to Philadelphia."
And then, poof, like Cinderella she was gone.
I heard one of the reasons she left early was she really wanted to ride the MAX train. She had heard so much about our mass transit system and she wanted to check it out for herself. I can't imagine that is what the way she got back to the airport for her flight out of town, but that's what my sources say.
Oh, that Chelsea.
Byron Beck, Chelsea Clinton and Juan Martinez at Red Dress Party, Portland Oregon.
Just ... go.
Are these the super gay delegates I keep hearing so much about?
Sounds like Byron needs glasses. Is there a charity I can donate to that gives remedial optics to homos? "Glasses for Users of *sses" perhaps?
You forgot the b-a-a-a-a-AARRRRRRFFF! warning.
Good Lord, is this country ever grateful for the Clintons?
She is still a spit-n image of Web Hubbell.
Byron and Juan make a Chelsea Sandwich.
Chelsea just having a gay ole time.
Post of the Day Award!!
That would have been a sticky situation.
Sorry Mr.& Mrs Clinton........Gotta call em as I see's em.
Just two pimps getting their daughter to do the spade work.
“I really don’t know what to make of this” Ping!
LOL
Great! Wish I had thought of that!
No wonder my ex moved there.
I had to stop after reading this and realizing that it was written by a man (well, a male, anyway).
Somehow an image of "Ross the gay intern" from the Jay Leno show sticks in my mind.
“But all I could think of was that: “I am...standing in front of Hill and Bill’s kid...in a red Mary Kay Cosmetics Collection dress...I’d just bought that day at the Goodwill...how weird is that?”
Not as weird as the fact that if it had been Daddy standing there instead of Chelseahag...and the light had been bouncing off of the discoball just right...you could of had your red dress stained just like Monica’s blue one.
LOL!
She actually looks exactly like her grandma - Bill’s mother.
That’s pretty close, but the one on the left has two things going for her that the Hubbelspawn lacks!
This begs the question, ‘exactly how loose can a girl cut with 2000 gay men?’
Too much information. I don't want to know any more.
Well it HAD to be a “red” dress party.
It certainly couldn’t have been a “blue dress” party...
Maybe the quote about the Clintons ‘pimping out Chelsea’ for votes is
accurate after all?
And so is doing the “spade work”
That’s the pre eating disorder Chelsea. Look at her now. She’s on the Karen Carpenter express.
BTW, anyone who says Chelsea is an attractive blonde is either lying or has unbelievably bad taste.
My partner, Juan, and I are the lead plaintiffs among other same-sex couples in Martinez v. Kulongoski. That’s the legal challenge against the constitutional amendment Oregon voters passed last year stating, “Only marriage between one man and one woman is valid or legally recognized as marriage” in the state.
Byron writes, “I know the editorial board is pushing for civil unions, but Juan and I want to get married. No one should deny us our constitutional right.”
charm and good looks??? 8^)
Money trumps Ugly and man, she is ugly. That guy’s hands might be a tad low eh?
If she is anything like her old man, she is about to stain the guy’s shirt!!
I must shower now, after reading this . . .
Not to mention the Monster in law potential.
The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time.
Stand by Our Woman
Is Hillary Clinton still worth our gay vote?
BY BYRON BECK
In the more historical picture, I found it even weirder because it’s a fairly common, if not thoroughly poll-tested, notion that the gays love Hillary Clinton. Maybe it has something to do with her husband, Bill, and his charismatic style of leadership. Maybe it’s a sympathetic synapse that triggers because of her hubby and his charismatic wanderings. Whatever it is, like Latinos, the working class and educated white women, Hillary could always count on our support. Until now.
http://wweek.com/editorial/3420/10705/
Portland is a freak magnet. The city does have beauty to go with the spotty weather but I hope never to go there again
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