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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^ | 04/21/2008

Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

You grab that ass of life, girl!

Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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1 posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:43 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.

Doesn't entering a gay bar constitute consent???

2 posted on 04/21/2008 11:05:51 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What does that mean, exactly? “The Ass of Life”


3 posted on 04/21/2008 11:06:34 AM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Always Right

Bill might be visiting soon.


4 posted on 04/21/2008 11:06:51 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: Responsibility2nd

The last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of it’s mouth.


5 posted on 04/21/2008 11:06:54 AM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: Responsibility2nd

OMG !


6 posted on 04/21/2008 11:07:13 AM PDT by traumer
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To: Responsibility2nd
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now"

I beg to disagree.

7 posted on 04/21/2008 11:07:12 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: Responsibility2nd
Its best to not say anything:-)
8 posted on 04/21/2008 11:07:15 AM PDT by geo40xyz (McCain, Obama or Hillarybeast possibility of 4 Supreme Court Justices, Gore @UN. The WINNER is?)
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To: I'm ALL Right!

They were misquoted, they actually said “pimple on the ass of the world”


9 posted on 04/21/2008 11:07:48 AM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: I'm ALL Right!

That might make for a good tagline, right?

But I guess you would have to be gay, so nevermind.


10 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:04 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: Responsibility2nd
But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now.

You want to bet?!

11 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:05 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: yarddog
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now"

To call her 'ugly' would be an insult to ugly people.

12 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:15 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Responsibility2nd

How utterly queer.


13 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:20 AM PDT by MBB1984
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To: geo40xyz

Momma said...


14 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:31 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I'm sure she does feel comfortable around homosexuals, she has spent her whole life around her mom's "Friends".
15 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:46 AM PDT by WesternPacific (I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
>"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea

I once rubbed a girl's
ear lobe and the girl freaked out.
Had I grabbed her ass

I might have been killed.
It's getting complicated
feeling up the girls . . .

16 posted on 04/21/2008 11:08:58 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Responsibility2nd
But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now.

I am. Lots of FReepers are. And many, many others. She's UGLY.

17 posted on 04/21/2008 11:09:54 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: yarddog
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now....."
18 posted on 04/21/2008 11:10:23 AM PDT by traumer
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To: Responsibility2nd

She also has the “double chin of life” too.


19 posted on 04/21/2008 11:10:48 AM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Great story. Just sent it to my Short List. (I don’t want to corrupt the others.)


20 posted on 04/21/2008 11:11:24 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She’s hitting the gay bars? Her mother is supposedly a lesbian so that figures. Can’t you see the U.S. having a lesbian for a President?


21 posted on 04/21/2008 11:11:30 AM PDT by RC2
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To: Responsibility2nd

22 posted on 04/21/2008 11:11:33 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: traumer

Well it is kinda tough having Webb Hubbell’s genes. She didn’t have a chance.


23 posted on 04/21/2008 11:11:45 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Responsibility2nd
who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

And she's got a face like the north end of a south-bound horse.

24 posted on 04/21/2008 11:12:10 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (The road to hell is paved with the stones of pragmatism.)
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To: RC2

Witch recon.


25 posted on 04/21/2008 11:12:19 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: theDentist

But nobody’s calling Chelsea unattractive now.
I am. Lots of FReepers are. And many, many others. She’s UGLY.

________________________________

It’s rather sad to note this, but in a gay bar, Chelsea is indeed probably the best looking female there.

If on the other hand there are some female impersonators, then....

All bets are off.


26 posted on 04/21/2008 11:12:20 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: RC2

Damn, are we going to have to change the shape of our missiles and submarines?


27 posted on 04/21/2008 11:12:29 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life... and the Face of a Horse.
28 posted on 04/21/2008 11:12:36 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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To: dfwgator

29 posted on 04/21/2008 11:13:03 AM PDT by traumer
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To: I'm ALL Right!
She's metaphorically challenged. She meant grab Life by the Ass, but it's much better this way!

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"Doc, we gotta get you a book of proverbs or something, this mix and match stuff's gotta go."

30 posted on 04/21/2008 11:14:20 AM PDT by Sax
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To: rock_lobsta

Out partying on mom’s campaign dollars

How wonderfully Clintonian


31 posted on 04/21/2008 11:14:26 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: MrB
>Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City
>>Momma said ...

-----------------------------------------------

Want some wiskey in your water,
Sugar in your tea.
What's all these crazy questions you asking me.
This is the crazest party that could ever be.
Don't turn on the lights cause I don't want to see.

Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun
Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun

Open up the window,
Let some air into this room.
Think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume.
And that cigarette your smoking bout scare me half to death.
Open up the window sucker,
let me catch my breath.

Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun
Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun

The radio was blasting,
Someones knocking at the door
I'm looking at my girlfriend,
She's passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before.
Don't know what it is I don't want to see no more.

Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun
Mamma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun




32 posted on 04/21/2008 11:14:38 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Responsibility2nd

More pics here:

http://phillychitchat.blogspot.com/2008/04/philadelphia-inquirer-chelsea-clinton.html


33 posted on 04/21/2008 11:15:08 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Perdogg
She also has the “double chin of life” too.

She gets it from her Daddy.


34 posted on 04/21/2008 11:15:13 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (The road to hell is paved with the stones of pragmatism.)
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To: dfwgator

35 posted on 04/21/2008 11:15:42 AM PDT by traumer
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To: rock_lobsta

...and the dreaded man hands.


36 posted on 04/21/2008 11:15:54 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: I'm ALL Right!

“The Ass of Life”

37 posted on 04/21/2008 11:16:34 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: maggief

Do I dare click it.

I’m about to eat lunch here, OK?


38 posted on 04/21/2008 11:17:00 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: Perdogg
She also has the “double chin of life” too.

Some might say its the double chin of Web Hubble...
39 posted on 04/21/2008 11:17:23 AM PDT by chrisser (The Two Americas: Those that want to be coddled, Those that want to be left the hell alone.)
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40 posted on 04/21/2008 11:17:40 AM PDT by traumer
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To: Responsibility2nd

I highly doubt that Rush said anything like that about her. It’s typical anti-Rush rage from people who don’t listen to him anyway.

However, since it’s highly possible that Webster Hubble was her father, then that’s why she looks like that. No amount of plastic surgery can help her. She just ain’t got anything to consider glamorous. I hate to be mean, but a side-by-side of Howdy Doody shows their similarities . . . Check it for yourself before you judge.


41 posted on 04/21/2008 11:17:43 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Responsibility2nd

I geuss this is the difference between her and Jenna Bush.


42 posted on 04/21/2008 11:18:02 AM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (I'm in love with Marina!!!!!!)
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To: freedomlover

“Congratulation on your Gay Thread”.

_________________________

Thank you. I just added a keyword: assoflife.

As you might expect. There are NO other FR threads with this keyword.

I feel so proud at this moment.

(sniff)


43 posted on 04/21/2008 11:18:56 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: maggief

“She shook all their hands; when someone yelled out “Chelsea when are you going to run for Office,?” Chelsea answered that she would someday. (Can you say SCOOP!!, I wish I had my youbtube camera, but the MSNBC guy must have it on tape, see him in the background)”

http://phillychitchat.blogspot.com/2008/04/philadelphia-inquirer-chelsea-clinton.html


44 posted on 04/21/2008 11:19:23 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Responsibility2nd

I just realized what she looks like, Jar Jar Binks. OK Jar jar looks better but they still have that same “look”.


45 posted on 04/21/2008 11:19:33 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: laweeks

Maybe the gays thought she really was Webb Hubbell in drag.


46 posted on 04/21/2008 11:20:33 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Responsibility2nd
But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now.<.i>

So why did Hillary have to hang a vibrator around her neck so the lesibans would play with her?

47 posted on 04/21/2008 11:21:51 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

It’s not as bad as this one.

Chelsea Clinton at the Red Dress Party

http://www.justout.com/photoGallery/reddress08.aspx


48 posted on 04/21/2008 11:21:56 AM PDT by maggief
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To: infantrywhooah

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!


49 posted on 04/21/2008 11:22:16 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: ElkGroveDan

“And she’s got a face like the north end of a south-bound horse.”

Or make a train take a dirt road!


50 posted on 04/21/2008 11:22:20 AM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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