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Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Reuters ^
| April 22, 2008
| Joe Bavier
Posted on 04/22/2008 8:23:11 PM PDT by LonghornFreeper
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To: LonghornFreeper
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure. If you don't pay, they threaten to make you vote Democrat too.
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posted on
04/22/2008 9:41:27 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
To: eldoradude
It's a band...Stealing Penises. They can only play one chord at a time?
One Hit Wonders?
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posted on
04/22/2008 9:44:48 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
To: LonghornFreeper
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises... I always wondered what kind of a job could all those feminists get with a degree in "Women's Studies". Now I know.
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posted on
04/22/2008 9:47:09 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
To: Bender2
Hmm. A lucrative business for human horn...?
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posted on
04/22/2008 9:47:17 PM PDT
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
To: RavenATB
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posted on
04/22/2008 9:53:42 PM PDT
by
A.P.M.
To: LonghornFreeper
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
And we thought we had problems with the housing market! Now I don't feel so bad.
To: Ultra Sonic 007; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
Re:
Hmm. A lucrative business for human horn...? Okay, last year... I posted:
Re: The burst was so bright that at the time it was first recorded it was dismissed as man-made radio interference. It put out a huge amount of power (10exp33 Joules), equivalent to a large (2000MW) power station running for two billion billion years.
The burst may have been produced by an exotic event such as the collision of two neutron stars or be the last gasp of a black hole as it evaporates completely, Professor Lorimer said.
The burst lasted just five milliseconds.
Oh, that! I remember it well... I make very special love to my darling Inubda with the help of that fabulous aphrodisiac, Human Horn.
Ahrump! Yes, the Human Horn... made Lrrr's love making last twice as long, to a full five milliseconds!
Anything for love... my pet!
Go ahead and laugh it up... but it will not be so funny when those Human Horn Hunters land here from Omicron Persei 8.
Did anybody pay attention? Nooooooooooo.... and now they are here!
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:00:37 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: fieldmarshaldj
I’m amazed that it took 38 posts for that pciture to show up.
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:20:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: glock rocks
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:28:14 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
(Every mighty mild... seventies child... Beats me (Metric - Combat Baby))
To: pandoraou812
ping
Not that you need any more ideas. ;^P
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:55:54 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Moscow 1980 Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
To: TigersEye; yorkie; metmom
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
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Hmmm maybe we can get these sorcerers over to the FLDS compounds?
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:00:08 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Out, damned spot............OUT ..)
To: LibFreeOrDie
My first thought, too. Interesting juxtaposition of penis and snatch.
To: glock rocks
Suggesting an inverse relationship between IQ and the happiness coefficient of Enzite Bob's wife.
Jack Paar used to claim the same relationship between brain and boob size.
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:09:08 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(PA's newest and shortest-term DemocRAT. (Mar 24, 2008 4:55PM-April 23, 2008 8:05AM))
To: pandoraou812
That’s an idea. I was afraid you might want to use this at home. ;^)
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:17:40 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Moscow 1980 Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
To: Zeppo
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:21:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: LibFreeOrDie
purported penis pillage...possible? Perhaps..
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posted on
04/22/2008 11:22:08 PM PDT
by
politicalwit
(AKA... A Tradition Continues...Now a Hoosier Freeper)
To: LonghornFreeper
Start by getting the victims’ email addresses, and then altruistically foreward the next offer of uneeded “growth pills” you recieve to them.
Might be necessary to take on a kindly, helpful Nigerian partner, though that should be avoided if at all possible.
Globalism can solve this: Congolese sorcererhexes victim; Chinese pills -> Canadian “pharmacy” + Russian Internet banker + Bulgarian spammer -> American forewarder -> victim = cured Congolese victim!
Think of it as recycling, to celebrate Earth Day.
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posted on
04/23/2008 12:01:19 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: LibFreeOrDie
Now THERE's the new phrase of the year! And a movie for the new year: Attack Of The Penis Snatchers From Venus
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posted on
04/23/2008 12:04:55 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Bender2
Lock your doors! Guard your wo...-oh, wait. They’re not looking for them (GULP!).
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posted on
04/23/2008 12:07:54 AM PDT
by
tanuki
(u)
To: Alia
I thought they were talking about our past republican congress until I realized they weren’t talking about gonads too!
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posted on
04/23/2008 12:16:49 AM PDT
by
landerwy
(Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness!)
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