Here is the solution for the Demagogues, the one and only option that can save their party in 2008 and beyond:
Bill Clinton needs to undergo a sex change operation and then be the new compromise candidate as Mrs. Billie Clinton.
This will please almost all relevant constituencies and can get around the XXII Amendment b/c “she” will no longer be the same “person” as William Jefferson Clinton.
Hillary won’t be pleased to be eased aside but will be delighted to finally be married to a woman.
Democrats everywhere will be thrilled that they can revive their “1st Black President” in a new form.
Barack’s supporters won’t be thrilled but will grudgingly acknowledge the brilliance of this solution.
Bill Clinton may be reluctant to part with his manhood but can be persuaded to “take a hit for the team” or else Hillary can knock him out with a flying ashtray — next thing he knows he wakes up having just undergone the surgery!
The media will love it because it will be such a gender-bending revolutionary “first” and will generate endless chatter in the MSM.
The US Supreme Court will have to rule on the XXII Amendment issue but how can they rule that the new & improved she, Billie Clinton, is the same “person” as the 42nd President of the USA?
All in all a perfect solution for the Demagogues.
Hillary won’t be pleased to be eased aside but will be delighted to finally be married to a woman.There's the flaw in your plan!
Hillary definitely wants to be married to a woman, but not THAT woman!