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Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
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| April 22, 2008
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Posted on 04/24/2008 6:14:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: martin_fierro; EveningStar; FredHead47
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:16:14 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:16:55 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:17:37 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:19:09 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That boy has gone to the dark red side.
had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:20:01 AM PDT
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DManA
To: DManA
You don’t know the POWER of the dark (red) side.
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:21:05 AM PDT
by
phrogphlyer
(Fly Navy)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine. Well at least he had the good taste to only drink the best part and leave the worst part alone.
To: 6SJ7
When once you wear a black bin bag, forever will it feature in your police file.
To: DManA; Froufrou
I guess if you’re going to gulp it down 10 litres at a time, it’s prolly better if you buy it by the box...
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:22:48 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Act Swiftly Awesome Pachyderm!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
playing with light sabres
Light sabres and alcohol......that's a deadly mix.
There is nothing sadder than to see and old, drunk, Jedi Knight who is even rejected by the dark side..
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:23:10 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Who plugged the hole in the ozone layer?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I am more surprised to find that there is a Jedi Church than that it was attacked by Darth Vader.
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:24:17 AM PDT
by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Do not underestimate the power of the Drunk Side!
To: phrogphlyer
His metaclorian/alcohol count is off the scale.
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:26:44 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Luke, I am your OHYEARGH..."
(retch)
"... oh man, never drink jello shooters with a Wookie. Don't worry, that will wash off if you catch it before it sets. Now, where was I? Oh yeah... Luke, I am your father. Go get me a beer, son."
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:27:26 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: Hot Tabasco
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:27:43 AM PDT
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DManA
To: Between the Lines
I am more surprised to find that there is a Jedi Church than that it was attacked by Darth Vader. At least he didn't kill all the younglings.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack.
Attack of the nerds!
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posted on
04/24/2008 6:30:15 AM PDT
by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
To: VRWCmember
I don’t think wine that comes in a 10 liter box has a “best part.”
To: DManA
“Over twenty thousand! Even master Yoda doesnt have a midichlorian count of that high.”
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