Caption This: Candidates, Terrorists, and more

Yahoo News ^ | May 6, 2008 | various as noted

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Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., looks at a racing helmet presented to her by driver Sarah Fisher, left, during a campaign event at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis, Ind. Tuesday, May 6, 2008, the day of the Indiana primary election. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., offers a Sharpie pen to an aide after signing race car helmets while campaigning at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis, Ind. Tuesday, May 6, 2008, the day of the Indiana primary election. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Senator Barack Obama attends a Democratic party Jefferson-Jackson dinner in Indianapolis, Indiana, on May 4. Obama and Hillary Clinton faced their latest day of destiny Tuesday as Democrats in Indiana and North Carolina geared up to vote in the party's electrifying presidential race. (AFP/File/Emmanuel Dunand)

Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left, campaigns at Wake Forest University Tuesday, May 6, 2008 in Winston-Salem, N.C. as voters in Indiana and North Carolina crowd polls Tuesday, seeking to settle the largest remaining contests in the Democratic presidential nomination struggle between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., speaks to the media aboard her campaign plane as Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind., listens en route to Evansville, Ind., Monday, May 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) has his cheek touched by 7-month-old Aedyn Buchanan as he visits diners at Stephanie's II homestyle restaurant in Greensboro, North Carolina, May 5, 2008. North Carolina and Indiana will hold their Presidential Primaries on May 6. (Jason Reed/Reuters)

A diner (R) helps deliver an omlette breakfast to U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the Four Seasons family restaurant in Greenwood, Indiana May 6, 2008. (Jason Reed/Reuters)

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) greets diners during breakfast at the Four Seasons family restaurant in Greenwood, Indiana May 6, 2008. Indiana and North Carolina will hold Presidential Primaries on Tuesday. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

Presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., greets workers during a shift change at the Automotive Components Holdings, LLC. in Indianapolis, Monday, May 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Michelle Obama speaks to a crowd while campaigning for her husband, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D- Ill., in Charlotte, N.C., Monday, May 5,2008. (AP Photo/Rick Havner)

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) has his cheek touched by 7-month-old Aedyn Buchanan as he visits diners at Stephanie's II homestyle restaurant in Greensboro, North Carolina, May 5, 2008. North Carolina and Indiana will hold their Presidential Primaries on May 6. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., boards his plane with his wife Cindy Monday, May 5, 2008 in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Chelsea Clinton arrives at the 134th Kentucky Derby Saturday, May 3, 2008, at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (AP Photo/David Harpe)

Antonin Rezko (L) walks through security upon entering the Dirksen federal building for his trial in Chicago, Illinois April 21, 2008. Rezko, a real estate developer, is on trial for political corruption with ties to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. REUTERS/Frank Polich (UNITED STATES)

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) chases an errant ball as he plays basketball during an impromptu stop at Riverview Elementary School in Elkhart, Indiana, May 4, 2008. The Indiana Presidential Primary will be held on May 6. (Jason Reed/Reuters)

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Hillary: "So, um... Huma's not here. Want to go for a few quick laps?"

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Ahmadinejad hits upon a ploy to distract future president from world affairs...

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Chelsea Clinton arrives at the 134th Kentucky Derby Saturday, May 3, 2008, at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (AP Photo/David Harpe)

So... Did she win?

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PING

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Customer to Obama: "Here... You take it; I've just lost my appetite."

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Judging by her teeth, I'd say this nag was disqualified for being older than the 3 year old age restriction on the Derby.

[mikrofon]

"One of these things is not like the others,
"One of these things just doesn't belong..."

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"When I'm first lady, I'm gonna get some big ones."

"...yeah, like that."

[ConservaTexan]

If you win 75Gs, I promise to only take $73,750

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Obama: "Y'all folks remembered to show the clerk your 'I voted for Obama' receipt and entered my $75,000 sweepstakes, right?"

[Holicheese]

"OHHHHHH NOOOOO you dinna' juss smack the bruthaaaaaa!"

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Clintoon: "Take me to the nearest Obama campaign posters... I lost the cap to this marker."

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[contemplator]

"..and each of my two remaining cojones would still be this big.."

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McCain: "When this election is over, I'll help the nation to 'forget' about all this divisiveness...

[Kirkwood]

I think you're going to need this CRASH helmet.

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Chelsea Clinton heading to work on "Crazy Hat Day".

[vietvet67]

laps...LOL

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"Uh oh! Corporate sent one of the suits down here to make cuts at the end of the shift. #@!&!!"