Posted on 05/08/2008 7:35:38 PM PDT by Impeach98
Definition: Croons: Crone Maroons. Maroons, funny name for MORONS!
Get it? Croons ;)
Any decent church would have burned these people years ago.
Bitches take on troops! What do you have against a bunch of female dogs? I mean, from the looks of the Code-Pinkos, they are a cross breed between Helen Thomas and a Sharpay.
Give them some Kibble and Bits and they will roll over and let you tickle their stomaches.
What? It’s a bunch of “witches”, not “bitches?”
Sorry!!
As for Hillary not flying in to support them, the last I heard from the FAA was that her broomstick failed to pass its latest safety inspection.
Maybe Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Ca) can lend hers to Hildebeast. Just image the pair of them flying thru the night sky, soon to be joined by Cynthia McKinney and Nancy Pelosi.
Quick, contact NORAD. “Targets, we have targets!”
Ding-dong-the-witch is dead, the bitch-is-dead, the witch is dead.
What do you call a “coven of witches?” The Feminist Caucus of the Democratic Party.
Hey that web cam is pretty Kewl!
(Ahem, what happened, if anything, to your little web can project?)
Are they (Code Stinko) going to try to levitate the recruiting office? Did they know that they failed to levitate the Pentagon last year? Dumb nitwits.
STRAIGHT JACKETS? In San Francisco? What are they supposed to do? Oh, never mind.
Ping
Decent churches stand for Jesus. The don’t burn people, they try and reform them and see them redeemed.
Anyway, contrary to popular opinion, witches were hanged, not burned.
Lighten up.
Burning was the traditional method, hanging relatively more recent. The minimum recorded death toll (the surviving documentation of trials) was around 12,000, but the actual number could be over 60,000.
Nutcases all, anti-American nutcases!
Application tests shortly!
Does the local costume shop rent Puritan costumes?
And here is a little more of it, showing the Marine's sense of humor:
"Ironically, it's actually helped us by putting our name out. We're now well known. And people know who we are, and where we are, and they come in to talk to us about enlisting. They've gotten us the publicity that we could've never afforded to pay for ourselves," Wheatcroft told FOXNews.com.
"Just in the last three weeks, 10 people came in looking to apply, looking to become Marine officers, and that's much higher than normal," he said.
Wheatcroft could not give exact figures on recruiting numbers, and officials at the Marine Corps' national headquarters did not respond to repeated requests for information.
As for what's brewing outside his recruiting center this week, Wheatcroft responded, "I think witches won't shock me, but it'll be a change of pace, so that's nice.
"Do you think they'll bring their cauldron?"
Code pinko, the Whore-Brides of Satan.......
Thanks for the ping!
8:20 and 8:25AM
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