Reports: Osama bin Laden has been 'located'

The Spectator UK ^

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

As soon as he sees CNN, he’ll move, so what good is this?

[Berlin_Freeper]

I heard they found him with google earth on wormhole level.

[BereanBrain]

when the hunt started for OBL, i looked at a map and said that the region is where I would head for if I were OBL, because literally you can be in 1 of 4 countries by walking 20-40 miles, and it's very mountainous. Given the shape of afganistan when it touches china, (it's a long corridor), you can imagine if you were pursued by american forces you could cross over into China!

[gitmogrunt]

Elvis Presley-Jimmy Hendrix-Alert!!!

[shineon]

“Actualllyyyy I saw him at 711 with Elvis LOL this morning”

Was he having a slurpy?

I heard he was going to be throwing out the first pitch for the NY Yankees.

[SevenofNine]

Well he was one that ask do you want breakfast burrito with that

Hey Binny bogart the hot sauce HATE THAT

[nikos1121]

I’m saying they know he’s in Russian territory, exactly where he is...no. I believe this. I also believe that he’s being tracked. I mean if he’s in a remote part of Russia how can we know where he’s at. If he’s alive that is.

[southernnorthcarolina]

I saw him drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s; his hair was perfect.

[A. Morgan]

[Maceman]

Until he shows up in video with a copy of the NYT’s in his hand

Or at least a recent version of:

[kitkat]

***Obama will want to negotiate with him to end the war on terror.***

Oh, you are SO right.

[DainBramage]

This would be a clever way to remove Scott DirtBag and his book from the news cycle.

[wac3rd]

7-11, are you implying that Bin laden would meet the King for a donut and coffee?

COULD BIN LADEN BE THE “ELECTION SURPRISE”?

[SevenofNine]

I don’t know I did see a guy that look like Karl Rove standing in line LOL!

[steve86]

I went to school with the guy in the back left of that photo.

[Squidpup]

[Arthur McGowan]

And Judge Crater and Charles Lindbergh, Jr.

[Salamander]

Best one of thread.

[The Great RJ]

Isn’t he working as a campaign aide for Obama?

[SevenMinusOne]

Until he shows up in video with a copy of the NYT’s in his hand and his lips are actually matching what he is saying about a current event then I MIGHT believe he isn’t a moldering corpse at the bottom of a cave somewhere.

Waiting for your enemy (or expecting) your enemy to provide you with valuable HUMINT is a terribly flawed strategy - The notion that AQ leadership will do such is not an accurate description of how they've operated for the most part over the past 6 years -

UBL is alive and he is being hunted at great risk by those at the tip of the spear - We'll put guns or a JDAM on his sorry as$ one of these days........Time was on his side in the short run....when one has a true understanding of the region he has eked his survival out in....