Posted on 06/14/2008 8:40:40 AM PDT by traumer
This was just too good to pass up. A word of caution, the following might make those with weak stomachs and those who are easily offended uncomfortable. It doesn’t contain any profanity or obscenity but may put images in your head that you would rather not be there. You have been warned.
The group Re-create 68, protesters who plan to disrupt the Democratic Convention, are fearful of a new crowd control weapon that they have heard the Denver Police are planning to use on them in August. I will try to be delicate here. The device is called "Brown Note." It is an infrasound frequency that causes people to, shall we say, lose control of their bodily functions. Put that together with the name Brown Note and I think you get my drift. There is a more explicit name here.
From that same article:
"Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.
We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before.
I think these weapons were mostly intended for military use and so their use for dealing with innocent protesters seems highly inappropriate," he said. "The idea that they might be field testing them on people who are doing nothing more than exercising their first amendment rights is disturbing."
But there’s another weapon the protesters fear more than Brown Note, if you can believe that. This from Glenn Spagnuolo, also with Re-create 68:
"More troubling to Spagnuolo is the "Active Denial System" or "ADS," a ray gun used to send high levels of microwave frequencies that cause a burning sensation the skin."
Yes, infrasound frequency and ray guns. If I were a store owner in Denver, I would stock up on 2 items, Depends and tin foil.
Good. They can do to themselves what they are doing to America!
With this crowd, how will they know if it worked or not?
I don’t believe this poop.
Darn, beat me by less than a minute.
Don’t these idiots ever watch MythBusters?
Brown Noise ping!!!
Why would a group calling itself “Re-create 68” be concerned about this? They’ll just make a communal compost pile out of their soiled clothing, and run around “protesting” while naked and filthy. Very organic.
There was a South Park episode based on the so-called “Brown Noise”:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/317/
Can you technically crap in your pants if your diaper is already full as most liberals’ diapers seem to be?
Seem to be many rerun threads from the week this weekend. Perhaps the Shuttle landing is the only news.
May be a good reason to wear a kilt.
I am shocked the protestors aren’t yelling because this is an assault on the environment!
I hope everything comes out alright.
why are communists afraid of the “brown note” device?
they defecate where they choose so why would they complain that someone might help them defecate on cue?
one might consider it long-overdue communist toilet training.
IMHO
and Mythbusters debunked it’s existence.
oh nooooo,, granola poopin, skin crawling, rat protesters!
If the world had smell-a-vision TV, there’d be no sizable viewing audience. :-)
The people working for the public transportation system will not be amused.
Only if it's worn in true Highlander fashion.
Most of the protesters would probably be poseurs, anyway.
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