A real crap cannon...
Posted on 06/14/2008 8:40:40 AM PDT by traumer
This was just too good to pass up. A word of caution, the following might make those with weak stomachs and those who are easily offended uncomfortable. It doesn’t contain any profanity or obscenity but may put images in your head that you would rather not be there. You have been warned.
The group Re-create 68, protesters who plan to disrupt the Democratic Convention, are fearful of a new crowd control weapon that they have heard the Denver Police are planning to use on them in August. I will try to be delicate here. The device is called "Brown Note." It is an infrasound frequency that causes people to, shall we say, lose control of their bodily functions. Put that together with the name Brown Note and I think you get my drift. There is a more explicit name here.
From that same article:
"Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.
We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before.
I think these weapons were mostly intended for military use and so their use for dealing with innocent protesters seems highly inappropriate," he said. "The idea that they might be field testing them on people who are doing nothing more than exercising their first amendment rights is disturbing."
But there’s another weapon the protesters fear more than Brown Note, if you can believe that. This from Glenn Spagnuolo, also with Re-create 68:
"More troubling to Spagnuolo is the "Active Denial System" or "ADS," a ray gun used to send high levels of microwave frequencies that cause a burning sensation the skin."
Yes, infrasound frequency and ray guns. If I were a store owner in Denver, I would stock up on 2 items, Depends and tin foil.
Good. They can do to themselves what they are doing to America!
With this crowd, how will they know if it worked or not?
I don’t believe this poop.
Darn, beat me by less than a minute.
Don’t these idiots ever watch MythBusters?
Brown Noise ping!!!
Why would a group calling itself “Re-create 68” be concerned about this? They’ll just make a communal compost pile out of their soiled clothing, and run around “protesting” while naked and filthy. Very organic.
There was a South Park episode based on the so-called “Brown Noise”:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/317/
Can you technically crap in your pants if your diaper is already full as most liberals’ diapers seem to be?
Seem to be many rerun threads from the week this weekend. Perhaps the Shuttle landing is the only news.
May be a good reason to wear a kilt.
I am shocked the protestors aren’t yelling because this is an assault on the environment!
I hope everything comes out alright.
why are communists afraid of the “brown note” device?
they defecate where they choose so why would they complain that someone might help them defecate on cue?
one might consider it long-overdue communist toilet training.
IMHO
and Mythbusters debunked it’s existence.
oh nooooo,, granola poopin, skin crawling, rat protesters!
If the world had smell-a-vision TV, there’d be no sizable viewing audience. :-)
The people working for the public transportation system will not be amused.
Only if it's worn in true Highlander fashion.
Most of the protesters would probably be poseurs, anyway.
ROTFLMAO,Thanks.
so do earplugs work or not?
Saw this verified on both South Park and Myth Busters.
Since you brought up the group Recreate 68. If my memory hasn’t failed me, I believe this was the election that Nixon crushed Humphrey. Why would they want to relive that crushing defeat? He if that is what they are after, I must say I sort of support them in their quest.
I guess the 60’s were not kind to their grasp on reality.
Now we're talkin'!!! Finally getting Raygun back into the Dem Convention is a great idea, long overdue! Now if they could get a selective Raygun that only fries the 'common sense' challenged Dems, that would save the 2-3% of the 'common sense' Dems some pain!
Nothing to see here folks ... mis-information to keep y'all talking about stupid $h!t.
A real crap cannon...
Worse than the “Brown Note” is the frequency of infra sound which causes the dental nerves to resonate - think “Root Canal”, - a simultaneous root canal in all teeth and without any Novocaine.
I hereby humbly suggest that the above mentioned device be dubbed “Dr. Demento”, in recognition of the usual result of applying it.
Hmm, Depends.
You're giving them credit for the ability to connect the dots...probably not going to happen with that crowd.
Just in case, the protesters may have to use a plug in another place.
The democrats are really foul people. My wife was driving with her daughter and young child in Denver recently when a girly-man in his fancy sports car yelled at her. My truck has a retired army and a MCain sticker. He screamed F-Mcain and F-you. Now my truck has a Montana license so he was taking a bit of a chance because my wife also had a .357 in the glove box but she held her anger. Of course he would not have screamed if there was a man in the truck too. A real brave girly man from Denver—typical demorat
*** The device is called “Brown Note.” It is an infrasound frequency that causes people to, shall we say, lose control of their bodily functions.***
Will anyone notice on these types of people?
Exactly. Sounds like Mr. Poopypants found something else to blame Bush and the military for.
I didn’t know they were going to hold this convention in South Park! Will Cartmen be there ROFL
Recall that these are the very people who call Viet Nam "Nixon's War".
Despite the fact is was they who forced LBJ out of office over the issue.
When one is in the habit of re-writing history, one has a tendency to lose one's place from time-to-time...
The dreaded “CRAP-CANNON.” Looks like it will be fun to watch TV broadcasts of the street protests at the DNC in Denver.
May be true for "Brown-Note" but the ADS was demonstrated on "Future Weapons" and Mac found it worked as described in that it engendered a great (almost irresistible) desire to be somewhere else.
Regards,
GtG
So, cops can do this to protestors, but we can't waterboard terrorists at Gitmo??????? What's wrong with this picture??
Can we use Brown Note on Gitmo detainees? How about a really big, airborne version and we just fly over Waziristan and aim the thing at the ground?
Why sully the streets of beautiful Denver with this nonsense? Who has to clean it up after? How do we know what is in that stuff anyway? Disease, you name it. NOT a good idea.
It’s called “Tempest”
“Can you technically crap in your pants if your diaper is already full as most liberals’ diapers seem to be?”
yes, sort of but it tends to run out of their mouths at that point.
Moonbat fantasy merges Transmetropolitan comic book with the Reality of Denver DNC Convention!
In the 60s the libs protested by having Sit-Ins and today they have Sh!t-Ins.
Why couldn’t this stuff have been around in the 1960s? We could have solved a lot of problems and prevented a lot of headaches that way...
With this crowd, how will they know if it worked or not?
Nothin' left but sneakers, sandals, tie-dyed t-shirts, raggy jeans, and ....
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