Park Rangers Report Spike In Beach Sex Problem

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16666144/detail.html ^

[RoadKingSE]

It would be great if they arrested Barney Frank.

"Oh no you ditent. Arrest me? Oh boy, slap the cuffs on popsie. Now beat me with your nightstick. Yippee."

[fso301]

Didn’t know the park rangers had a problem with sex ... thought it was the people in the park .....

The park rangers have a problem with the rump rangers.

[acapesket]

We have a bunch of Divorce Cases clogging our overcrowded Courts, but it’s not Men. They have no staying power, they are just Pigs.
It’s mostly Angry, fat lesbians whose narcissism puts the Pansies to shame

[ViLaLuz]

Plant a bunch of cacti.

[mavfin]

Why is it that we don’t see reports of hetero orgies?

Because the heteros tend to do it in private homes, perhaps, and not on the beach, or at least not on *public* beaches, I'd say. Most homosexuals do their thing in private, too, but, it only takes a small percentage to make them all look stupid, doesn't it?

And, hetero orgies are old hat. You can't get nearly as many web hits or paper sales or TV ratings out of a hetero orgy story as you can a gay one, probably. Or nearly as many people to give their opinions on it.

[Farmer Dean]

Applied to the genitals hopefully.

[Bat_Chemist]

I was thinking, “Where’s a psychotic sniper when you need one?” but he’d probably shoot at the families.

[Levante]

Exactly, unfortunately!

[rottndog]

I thought the main problem with beach sex was keeping the sand off the moving parts

I think for these preverts that's an enhancement...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Well obviously the Park Ranger, boat captain and head of that family should be arrested and heavily fined for disturbing the men frolicking on the beach. That is what happened to four firefighters last October in the UK when they shined their flashlights on some male fornicators in the bushes. The firemen from Avon Fire and Rescue Service were each fined up to £1,000 after being accused of bringing the service into disrepute and misusing of fire equipment.

The world turned upside down, indeed.

[So Circumstanced]

Inappropriate lifestyles breed and ratchet inappropriate behaviors.

[NonValueAdded]

Ouch!

[Ron Jeremy]

Taking your children anywhere near Provincetown should be considered child abuse.

[Tamar1973]

When people act as animals, treat them as animals. Round them up and cage them. If they get out of line, cattle prods usually convince the orneriest ones.

Best quote I've read all day.

[Pinkbell]

"This goes in cities every night around the entire country I’d bet?"

No, I don't think so.

[BnBlFlag]

The State of Texas had to close a rest stop just outside Houston because of this kind of degenerate behavior getting out of control.

[xtinct]

In addition to that kind of BS in Provincetown, Truro, 55% of the homeowners in Provincetown have NOT paid their property taxes.

When the Town treasurer was contacted about a tax lien sale in the area because of the deliquent taxes, she advised that there was no plan for a tax sale... (which is the law in MA)... EXCEPT: thus like the Black and Hispanic home owners, the gays are getting a by... s pffft

[Disturbin]

“Stop issuing citations and start ARRESTING AND JAILING people.”

I say give ‘em the fire hose.

They won’t do it again!

[bert]

Queers rule.....

Barnie Frank said so

[massgopguy]

A Moonbat judge ruled that it was part of the Gay Lifestyle.